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Eminem lyrics

Album: Encore [2004]

Tracks23
 01  Curtains Up
 02  Evil Deeds
 03  Never Enough
 04  Yellow Brick Road
 05  Like Toy Soldiers
 06  Mosh
 07  Puke
 08 My 1st Single
 09  Paul (Skit)
 10  Rain Man
 11  Big Weenie
 12  Em Calls Paul (Skit)
 13  Just Lose It
 14  Ass Like That
 15  Spend Some Time
 16  Mockingbird
 17  Crazy in Love
 18  One Shot 2 Shot
 19  Final Thought (Skit)
 20 Encore
 21  We as Americans
 22 Love You More
 23  Ricky Ticky Toc
all Eminem lyrics



Curtains Up
Applause
[applause stops]

foot steps

microphone screeches

taps on microphone

clears throat

AMERICAback to top
Evil Deeds
father please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
therefore I did not know I would grow to be
my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
mama had a baby and it's head popped off head popped off x5)
but mama don't want me
the next thing i know Iím getting dropped off getting dropped off x4)
ring ring ring on the doorbell of the next door neighbors
on their porch (their front porch x4)
but they didn't want me neither so they left me
on someone else's lawn (else's lawn x3)
'til someone finally took me in
my great aunt and uncle Edna and Charles (Edna and Charles x4)
they were the ones who were left in charge
my elementary they'd gang up on me
and sing this song (sing this song x4)
it went a little something like
Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb
Debbie had a Satan spawn Satan spawn
mama why do they keep saying this i just don't understand understand
and by the way where's my dad?
father please forgive for I know not what I do
i just never had the chance to ever meet you
therefore i did not know that i would grow to be
my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
predominantly, predominantly, everything's always predominantly
predominantly-white, predominantly-black well what about me?
where does that leave me
well I guess I'm predominantly both of 'em
I think if I hear that fucking word again Iím gonna scream
while I'm projectile vomiting
what do i look like a comedian to you?
do you think I'm kidding?
what do i look like some kind of idi..
wait a minute shit, don't answer that
why am i so misunderstood?
why do i go through so much bullshit it's such bullshit it's tush
mush bish
woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again
whining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always
drowning in
and the dad he never had, and how his childhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dope addict and his ex-wife how they go at it
Man Iíd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers
Claims he had it I canít imagine it
That little rich poor white bastard needs to take some of that cash out
of the bank and take a bath in it
Man, if I only had half of it, shit if you only knew half of it
Father please forgive for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know Iíd grow to be
My motherís evil seed and do these evil deeds
Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
Please release me from these demons, I never had any
of this shit planned mom please believe
I donít want to be satinís spawn, never got the chance
To say Iím sorry
Now look at all the pain Iíve caused
Dear Santa Claus why are you not coming this year again?
What did I do that was so bad to deserve this?
Everything couldíve been so perfect but life ainít no fairy tale
Iím about to be hoisted up in the air
Forty feet below, thereís people everywhere
I donít even know but who feel like they know me cause Iím
In this ferris wheel
All I want to do is take Hailie on the carousel
Without this crowd everywhere I go
But life is like a merry-go-round
Here we go now do-si-do curtains up the show must go now
Ring-around-the-rosy the showís over you can all go home now
But the curtain just donít close for me
This ainít how fame was supposed to be
Whereís the switch I can turn on-and-off this ainít what I
Chose to be
So please god give me the strength
To have what it takes to carry on
Ďtill I pass back 50 the baton, the cameras on, my soul is gone
Father please forgive for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My motherís evil seed and do these evil deeds
father please forgive me for i know not what i do
i just never had the chance to ever meet you
therefore i did not know i would grow to be
my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
mama had a baby and it's head popped off(head popped off x5)
but mama don't want me
the next thing i know im getting dropped off(getting dropped off x4)
ring ring ring on the doorbell of the next door neighbors
on their porch (their front porch x4)
but they didn't want me neither so they left me
on someone else's lawn (else's lawn x3)
'til someone finally took me in
my great aunt and uncle edna and charles (edna and charles x4)
they were the ones who were left in charge
my elementary they'd gang up on me
and sing this song (sing this song x4)
it went a little something like
mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb
debbie had a satan spawn satan spawn
mama why do they keep saying this i just don't understand understand
and by the way where's my dad?
father please forgive for i know not what i do
i just never had the chance to ever meet you
therefore i did not know that i would grow to be
my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
predominantly,predominantly, everything's always predominantly
predominantly-white, predominantly-black well what about me?
where does that leave me
well i guess i'm predominantly both of 'em
i think if i hear that fucking word again i'm gonna scream
while i'm projectile vomiting
what do i look like a comedian to you?
do you think i'm kidding?
what do i look like some kind of idi..
wait a minute shit, don't answer that
why am i so misunderstood?
why do i go through so much bullshit it's such bullshit it's tush
mush bish
woe is me, there goes poor marshall again
whinning about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always
drowning in
and the dad he never had
father please forgive me for i know not what i do
i just never had the chance to ever meet you
therefore i did not know i would grow to be
my mother's evil seed and do these evil deedsback to top
Never Enough
Thereís not much you can do or say to phase me
People think Iím a little bit crazy I get it from all angles
Occasionally Doc Dre-zy will have to step in every once and awhile to save me
To make me stop and think about it Ďfore I just say things
Sometimes I forget what other people just may think
Alota rappers probably wouldnít know how to take me
If they heard some shit I lay to tape before they erase me
I may be a little to fast paced and racy
Sometimes the average listener rewinds and plays me 20 times
Ďcause I lay so many rhymes it may seem
Like Iím going to fast Ďcause my mind is racing
and I could give a fuck what categorie you place me
as long as when Iím pusiní up dasies and gone
as long as you place me amongst one of them greats when I hit the heavenly gates
Iíll be cool beside Jay-Z
for every single die-hard fan who embraced me
Iím thankful for the talent in which god gave me
and Iím thankful for the environment in which he placed me
believe it or not I thank my mom for how she raised me
in that neighborhood daily that jumped and chased me
it only made me what I am today see
regardless of what anybody believes who hates me
you ainít goní make or break me
tryiní to strip me of my credibility and make me look fake
G your only gonnaí be in for a rude awakening
Cause sooner or later you haters are all goní face me
And when you face me with all that shit youíve been saving to say to me
You had all this time to think about it now
Donít pussy out and try to about face me
ĎCasue Iíve been patiently waiting for the day
That we finally meet in the same place to seeÖ

Nate Dogg
(chorus)

No matter how many battles Iíve been in and won
No matter how many magazines on my nuts
No matter how many M Cís I eat up-OH itís never enough
No matter how many battles Iíve been in and won
No matter how many magazines on my nuts
No matter how many M Cís I eat up-OH OH itís never enough

50 Cent

My flowís untouchable now you gottaí face it
Uh oh it gets worse when I go back to the basics
You goní say the wrong shit and get your whole face split
The smell of victory, love it so much I can taste it
I spot my target, blaze it, direct hit
Graze it, your peace talk save it-your shit sounds dated
Youíre overrated Iím obligated to
Study your moves then crush you muthafuckas
If im the best and the worst then godís gift is a curse
Soldier trained to destroy you payiní attention boy?
I spit shit, slick shit, so quick you kiss shit
To be specific I go ballistic itís hieroglyphic
My music is a drug press play, you ainít gottaí sniff it
Shoot it or pop it, roll it, bag it, or chop it
Itíll get you high over and over but you gottaí cop it
When its hot, itís hot youíre hatiní son
And now Iím goní stop itÖ

Nate Dogg
(chorus)

No matter how many battles Iíve been in and won
No matter how many magazines on my nuts
No matter how many M Cís I eat up-OH itís never enough
No matter how many battles Iíve been in and won
No matter how many magazines on my nuts
No matter how many M Cís I eat up-OH OH itís never enoughback to top
Yellow Brick Road
[Intro]
What we have to do is deal with it when these idividuals are young enough. If you wish
to be saved, not in a religious sense but not to constitute what this country at times
calls if or which over. We seem to be approaching an age of the gross. We all have this
idea that we should move up from our parents station and each generation should do a
little bit better.

[Verse 1- Eminem]
Come on, let's cut the bullshit enough
Let's get it started, let's start addressing this issue and open it up
Let's take this shit back to bassmint
And we can disscuss statements thats made on this tape
And its whole origin of the music that we all know and love
The music that we all enjoy the music you all accuse me of tryna destroy
Let's rewind it to 89 when I was a boy on the east side of Detroit
Crossin 8 Mile in the border in the hate territory
I'd like to share a story, this is my story and cant no body tell it for me
You will well inform me, I am well aware that I don't belong here
You've made that perfectly clear, I get my ass kicked damn near everywhere
From Bel-Air shopping center just for stopping in there
From the black side all the way to the white side
Okay there's a bright side a day that I might slide
You may call it a past I call it haulin my ass
Through that patch of grass over them railroad tracks
Oh them railroad tracks, them old railroad tracks
Them good old notorious oh well known tracks

[Chorus x2]
Come on lets go back
Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place
I once used to call home sweet home

[Verse 2- Eminem]
I roam the streets so much they call me a drifter
Sometimes I stick up a thumb just to hitch hike
Just to get picked up to get me a lift to 8 mile and van dike
And steal a god damn bike from somebody's backyard
And drop it off at the park that was the half way mark
To meet Kim had to walk back to her mama's them dramas after dark
To sneak me in the house when I'm kicked out my mom's
Thats about the time I first met Proof when poof he'd carry on the set
Set eyes born in and out some flyers, he was doin some talent shows
At center line, I had told him to stop by and check this out sometime
He looked at me like I'm out my mind shook his head like white boys dont know how to rhyme
I spit out a line and rhymed birthday with first place
And we both had the same rhymes that sound alike
We was on the same shit that Big Daddy Kane shit with compound syllables sound combined
From that day we was down to ride somehow we knew we'd meet again somewhere down the line

[Chorus x2]
Come on lets go back
Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place
I once used to call home sweet home

[Verse 3- Eminem]
My first year in 9th grade, can't forget that day at school
It was cool till your man MC Sham came through
And said that Boom was the brain cuz the clan makes troops
It was rumors but man god damned they flew
Musta been true because man we done banned they shoes
I had the new ones the Cool J, Ice land swayed too
And we just through them in the trash like they yesterday's news
Guess who came through next, X clam debut
Professor X and glorious exists in a state of red, black, and green
With a key sissies now with this bein a new trend
We don't fit in crackas is out with Cactus albums
Blackness is in, African symbols and medallions
Represents black power and we ain't know what it meant
Me and my man Howard and thought we'd go to the mall with 'em
All over our necks like we're showin 'em off not knowin at all
We was bein laughed at you ain't even half black
You ain't supposed to have that homie let me grab that
And that Flavor Flave clock we gon' have to snatch that
All I remember is meetin back at Manix's basement
Sayin how we hate this, our races wit dope the x clan take this
Which reminds me back in 89 me and Kim broke up for the first time
She was tryna two time me and there was this black girl
At our school who thought I was cool cuz I rapped so she was kinda eyein me
And oh the irony guess what her name was ain't even gon' say it plus
The same color hair as hers was and blue contacts and a pair of jugs
The bombest god damn girl in our whole school if I could pull it
Not only would I become more popular but I would be able to piss Kim off at the same time
But it backfired I was supposed to dump her but she dumped me for this black guy
And thats the last I ever seen or heard or spoke to the oh foolish pride girl
But I've heard people say they heard the tape and it ain't that bad
But it was I singled out a whole race and for that apologize
I was wrong cuz no matter what color a girl is she still a [bitch?]

[Chorus x2]
Come on lets go back
Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place
I once used to call home sweet homeback to top
Like Toy Soldiers
i love this song...and the video....enjoy and please rate....



Toy Soldier
Eminem

[step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down...

[chorus]
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down..... like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on.... for toy soldiers

[verse 1]
I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure
Even though i hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it
Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a benzino it don't matter
I'd never drag them in battles that i can handle unless i absolutely have to
I'm supposed to set an example
I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'em
If some shit ever just pop off, i'm supposed to be beside 'em
Now the ja shit i tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it
There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it
I heard him say hailie's name on a song and i just lost it
It was crazy, this shit be way beyond some jay-z and nas shit
And even though the battle was won, i feel like we lost it
I spent too much energy on it, honestly i'm exhausted
And i'm so caught in it i almost feel i'm the one who caused it
This ain't what i'm in hip-hop for, it's not why i got in it
That was never my object for someone to get killed
Why would i wanna destroy something i help build
It wasn't my intentions, my intentions were good
I went through my whole career without ever mentionin' ...
Now it's just out of respect for not runnin' my mouth
And talkin' about something that i knew nothing about
Plus dre told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef
So i did, i just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth
While he's all over t.v. down talkin' a man who literally saved my life
Like fuck it i understand this is business
And this shit just isn't none of my business
But still knowin' this shit could pop off at any minute cuz

[chorus]
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down..... like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on.... for toy soldiers

[verse 2]
There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme
And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dyin'
But now it's elevated cuz once you put someone's kids in it
The shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it?
It's a different ball game, callin' names and you ain't just rappin'
We actually tried to stop the 50 and ja beef from happenin'
Me and dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him
And asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after him
Until ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed him
Fuck it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it
Meanwhile my attention is pullin' in other directions
Some receptionist at the source who answers phones at his desk
Has an erection for me and thinks that i'll be his ressurection
Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record
But now he's fucked the game up cuz one of the ways i came up
Was through that publication the same one that made me famous
Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin'
Well fuck it, that mutherfucker can get it too, fuck him then
But i'm so busy being pissed off i don't stop to think
That we just inherited 50's beef with murder inc.
And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mind
We still have soldiers that's on the front line
That's willing to die for us as soon as we give the orders
Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us
We'll maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorus
To show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it is
To have runion avenue soldiers up in our corners
Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is
But i ain't tryna have none of my people hurt and murdered
There ain't words that i can't think of a perfecter way to word it
Then to just say that i love ya'll too much to see the virdict
I'll walk away from it all before i let it go any further
But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that i'm coppin'
I'm just willin' to be the bigger man
If ya'll can quit poppin' off at your jaws with the knockin'
Cuz frankly i'm sick of talkin'
I'm not gonna let someone elses coffin rest on my conscience cuz

[chorus]
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down..... like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on...... for toy soldiers

wow....that is like one of the saddest songs i ever heard....ONE MORE TIME!!!back to top
Mosh
Mosh by Eminem
Vocalist: Eminem
Album: Encore
Dif.: 7
Tabbed by Twiggy5


I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

People!!!
It feels so good to be back

Mosh with me now
Scrutinize every word
Memorize every line
I spit it once
Refuel re-energize and rewind
I co sight to the blind
mind sight through the mind
I exercise my right to express when I feel itís time
Itís just all in your mind
Which you interpret it as
I say to fight you take as Iím gonna whip someoneís ass
If you donít understand
Donít even bother to ask
A father whoís grown up with a father-less past
Who has grown up now to a phenomenon has
Or at least shows no different multi-task
And in doubling both
Perhaps mastered his craft slash
Entrepreneur who has held onto a few more rap acts
Whoís had a few obstacles thrown his way of the last half
Of his career typical manure moving past that
Mister kisses assís crack
Heís a class act
Rubber band man, yeah, he just snaps back

(chorus)
Come along follow me
As I lead through the darkness
As I provide just enough spark
That we need
To proceed carry on give me hope
Give me strength
Come with me
And I wonít steer you wrong
Put your faith and your trust
As I guide us through the park
To the light at the end of the tunnel
We gonna fight, we gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march
Through the swamp
We gonna mosh through the marsh take us right through the doors
Come on

(verse 2)
People up top, on the side and the middle
Come together letís all form and stomp just a little
Just let it gradually build
From the front to the back
All you can see is the sea of people
Some white and some black
No matter what color
All that matters is that weíre gathered together
To celebrate for the same cause
No matter the weather
If it rains let it rain
Yeah, the wetter the better
They ainít gonna stop us they canít
Weíre stronger now more than ever
They tell us no we say yeah
They tell us stop we say go
Rebel with a rebel yell
Raise hell, we gonna letíem know
Stomp, push, shove, mush
FUCK BUSH
Till they bring our troops home
Come on

(CHORUS)

Imagine it pouring
Itís raining down on us
Mosh pits outside the oval office
Someoneís trying to tell us something
Maybe this is god just saying weíre responsible
For this monster, this coward
That we have empowered
This is Bin Laden
Look at his head noddin
How could we have allow something like this happen without pumpin our fist now
This is our final hour
Let me be the voice in your strength and your choice
Let me simplify the rhyme just to emplify the noise
Try to amplify it
Times it
And multiply it by sixteen million people
All equal at this high pitch
Maybe we can reach Al Queda
Through my speech
Let the president answer a higher anarchy
Strap him with an AKÖ.47... Let him
fight his own war
Let him impress daddy that way
No more blood for oil
We got our own battles
To fight on our own soil
No matter psychological warfare
To trick us to thinking if we donít serve our own country
Weíre patronizing a hero
Look in his eyes itís all lies
The stars and stripes have been swiped
Washed out and whipped
And replaced with his own face
Mosh now or die
If I could snipe tonight
Youíll know why
Cause I told you to fight

(CHORUS)

And as we proceed
To mosh through this desert storm
And these closing statements
If they should argue
Let us beg to differ
As we set aside our differences
And assemble are own army.
To disarm this weapon of mass destruction
That we call our president for the present
And mosh for the future of our next generation
To speak and to be heard
Mister President
Mister Senator


That's some pretty powerful shit. If you any suggestions, comments or requests...
feel free to email me at toxic345x@yahoo.caback to top
Puke
(Puke noises)
There I go...
Thinkin' of you again...

You don't know how sick you make me,
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach,
Every time I think of you I puke.
You must just not know (uououououououoh),
You may not think you do but you do,
Every time I think of you I puke

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem,
But off of the dome would probably be a little more,
More suitable for this type of song (whoa).
I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I can think of,
Sixteen bars is ain't enough to put some ink to,
So fuck it, I'ma start right here, I'll just be briefer,
'bout to rattle off some other reasons.
I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo,
Of you on my arm, but what do I go and do?
I go and get another one, now I got two (uouououououoh).
Now I'm sittin' here, with your name on my skin,
I can't believe I went and did that stupid shit again,
My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim, shit (yeyeyeyeyet).
If you only knew how much I hated you,
For every-mother fuckin'-thing you ever put us through,
Then I wouldn't be standin' here cryin' over you (uouououououououoh).

You don't know how sick you make me,
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach,
Every time I think of you I puke.
You must just not know (uououououououoh),
You may not think you do but you do,
Every time I think of you I puke

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter,
But I thought a song would probably be a little better,
Instead of a letter, that you probably just shred up (yeah).
I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made stop and think of,
How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink to,
A stupid piece of paper, I'd rather let you see how,
Much I fuckin' hate you in freestyle.
You're a fuckin' cokehead and slut I hope you fuckin' die,
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye,
I hate your fuckin' guts, you fuckin' slut I hope you die (dieieieieieieie).
But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad,
It's not that I still love you, it's not 'cause I want you back,
It's just that when I think of you it makes me wanna yack (aeaeaeaeaeK).
But what else can I do, I haven't got a clue,
Now I guess I just move on, I have no choice but to,
But every time I think of you now all I wanna do
Is puke (uououououououoK).

You don't know how sick you make me,
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach,
Every time I think of you I puke.
You must just not know (uououououououoh),
You may not think you do but you do,
Every time I think of you I puke

(Puke noises again)

Fuckin' bitchback to top
Paul (Skit)
Hey Em, it's Paul
Uh, listen I just got a call from the label
And you're probably not gonna be surprised but, um
Michael Jackson is extremely upset about the 'Just Lose It' video
And um, I mean he's pissed so I-I don't know what he's gonna do
But we gotta talk about how we're gonna handle this, um
Oh yeah, anyway, somebody told me that, um, they heard a rumor that you got a new gun, um
I know it's probably not true, but I just need to talk to you about that
So, uh, give me a call [click]back to top
Rain Man
Eminem - Rain Man - Encore


(Fart)
You find me offensive
I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw the line in offenses
If so to what extensive
Maybe I should go cause getting expensive
Being on the other side of the court room
On the defensive
They say I cause extensive psychological nerve
Damage to the brain when I go to lengths
All at other peoples expenses
I say your all just to god damn sensitive
Its sensor ship and its down right blastformist
Letís end this shit now cause
I wonít stand for this
And is Christopher Reeves wonít sit for this neither
And lets clear this up to I donít got no beef
Wit em either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I had one of those 25-cent stickers
On my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must of put a hex on him for later
I feel like itís my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman I killed super man
Umm how ironic that Iíd be the bad guy
Kryptonite the green tonic

(Chorus)
Cause I donít have no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi my name is Ö
I forgot my name
My name was not to be calm
When I became to this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is ... rain men

Now in the bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two homos in bed
Have homosexual sex
Unless you were given the consent to
Join in then of course its intercourse
Then its bisexual sex
Which isnít as bad as long
As you show some remorse
For your actions

Either before during or after
Performing the act of that which
Normally referred to as such
More commonly known
Phrases that are more used by
Todayís kids
In a more derogatory way
Whoís to say whatís fair to say
What not to say
Letís ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre is it gay to play
Putt Putt Golf wit a friend
And watch his but but when
He tees off
Hut but I ainít done yet
In football the quarter back yells
Out hut hut while he reaches in another
Grown Mans ass grabs on his nuts but just what
If it was never meant
It was just an accident
but he tripped fell slipped and his penis
Went in a tine tiny little round hiny and he didnít
Mean to but and his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I donít need to go into
Any more details but, what if he pictured it as a
Females butt is that gay I just need to clear things up
Till then ill just walk around with a manly strut because

(chorus)

You find me offensive
I find you offensive
Shit this the same verse
I just did this
when am I gonna
Come to my good senses probably
The day bush comes to my defences
My spider sense is telling me spider man is near by
And my plan is to get him next
and open a whoopass canister
God Damit Dre whereís the goddamn beat
Anyways I donít know how else to put
this the only thing that I am good at
I am the bad guy kryptonite the green tonic
Demonic yep yep donít worry Iím on it
High five nick clache
Stuck a pin in Jessicaís head
And walked away
And while she flew around the room like a balloon I
Grab the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and zoom I
Headed right back to the Never land ranch
With a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich
And need make no god damn sense I just
Did a whole song and I didnít say SHIT!

(Chorus)back to top
Big Weenie
I don't understand
Why are you being so mean?
You're mean mean man

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only cuz you're
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I'm what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 1]
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
Psych, I'm kidding
I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
From the moment that I enter into the room
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?
I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me
Is it just because

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Alright now I, I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something extremely important
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't
That's just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I fucked up ain't it?
But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper
It doesn't take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth, ok?
You're droolin, you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
You sir are on truth syrum
Marshall I'm so jealous of you
Please say you won't tell nobody
I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified
That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
All these terrible, evil and awful mean things
It's my own insecurity!

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Alright now we, we're going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?
Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here?
Wait, let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how about now?
What do you have in common?
You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
You look like I sound like singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you, I know you're not happy
I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless
Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous
My point is this
That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...

[Chorus]back to top
Em Calls Paul (Skit)
Aye yo Paul, It's Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video
What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'
Well I'll show him who's really 'bad'
Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls
You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'
And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'
Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?
Well he'll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'
Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all fucking die!
How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can't
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
Sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message fucker
Oh, and by the way
No I don't have a new gun [click] (goddamn it)back to top
Just Lose It
down bow bow, down bow bow,
down bow bow, dooooown
Okay
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright stop! Pajama time

Come here little kiddies, on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
of child investigation accusation
Aah aah aah aah aah
No worries, poppa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like teepee from my bunghole
in the school if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it
Give a little "poot poot", it's ok
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

CHORUS
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that thing
Whops I mean girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Just lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Go crazy (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Oh baby (Aah aah)
Oh baby baby (Aah aah)

It's Friday and it's my day
Used to party all the way to Sunday
Maybe till Monday, I don't know what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Get the top down, let my hair blow
I don't know where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there someone's gonna "touch my body"
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out (Ewww)
Now what's your name girl?
What's your sign?
[Dr. Dre] Man, you must be up out your mind
[Eminem] Dre (aah aah)
Dear God goes blind
I'm just trying to unwind, now I'm...

Chorus
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that thing
Whops I mean girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Just lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Go crazy (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Oh baby (Aah aah)
Oh baby baby (Aah aah)

It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
They say I was running butt naked
down the street screaming... (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said save it 'fore we catch you on tape
Now an old lady, touch my body
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It's really intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's "8 Mile" now
The beat comes back and everybody lose yourself and
snap back to reality look it's B Rabbit
And you signed me up to battle?
I'm a grown man
Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba
I don't have any lines to go right here so
Chuba chuba chuba fellas what? fellas what?
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous what?
Black girls, white girls,
skinny girls, fat girls,
tall girls, small girls
I'm calling all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romentor
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go... (aah aah aah aah)
It's so appealing

Chorus
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that thing
Whops I mean girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Just lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Go crazy (Aah aah aah aah aah)
Oh baby (Aah aah)
Oh baby baby (Aah aah)

Mmmmm touch my body
Mmmmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my bodyback to top
Ass Like That
EMINEM LYRICS

"Ass Like That"

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)back to top
Spend Some Time
[Eminem]
If there's any bitches in this room, then there's something I gotta say
For all the fools who fell for the first girl who comes their way
I've been down that road and now I'm back, sittin' on square one
Tryna pick myself up where I started from

[Obie Trice]
I never woulda thought that I'd see you outta control
Even though my penis was deep down in your hole
You should know between us we was like mates to soul
Nothing could intervene us, especially no hoes
You was more or so the chalant type, I chose
To more shows, haunted you nights I suppose
That's how it go, with time spent, emotion grows
In the beginning, friends we decided to roll
So who's responsible when you get excited, explode
And Obie's grinning, then you invite that Obie's cold
But bitches the gon' talk, niggas they gon' hate
We established this way before we became mates
So whats required is that you chill with all that fire
Get your desire when I retire

[Chorus]
Spend some time with me, say that you'll be mine
I never thought I'd find someone to be mine
Lord knows I was right cuz you just crossed the line
Spend some time with me, say that you'll be mine

[Eminem]
I used to say I never met a girl like you before
Still ain't got a fuckin' clue as to who you truly are
Almost went as far as introducing you to my daughters
Till you went as far as goin' and snoopin' through my drawers
Now I just feel stupid for the loop that you threw me for
Can't believe I almost flew the coop for some stupid whore
You used to say all you wanted was for me to be yours
All I ever wanted from you was a few booty calls
If you recall I used to treat you as a groupie broad
When we fucked I refused to even take my jewelry off
But it threw me off the first time I called and you blew me off
It was a shock, it struck me as odd but it turned me on
You started getting moody on me, pretty soon we'd argue
And the ruder you got, the more beautiful you got to me
And who woulda even knew that who woulda even thought possibly
Cupid could shoot another one of them God damn darts at me
It's true that I got shot in the heart
But when someone seems too good to be true, they usually are
But see, when you're in it it's too hard to see
Till you pull up and see some other dude's car parked and reach
Up under the seat as your heart starts to beat
Before you make a decision that's life altering
And just as you halt and you turn and you start to leave
You hear them words echoing, almost haunting, that taunting ring

[Chorus]

[Stat Quo]
In most cases, Stat's attitude is fuck-a-bitch
My only motive is to get head and fuck a bitch
But you was different, thought we shared a covenant
Even held your hand in public, we sufferin' because of this
Shorty on some whole 'notha other shit
Tryna play sick thinkin' i'mma trick off rick
I'll admit, I was caught in the mix, down to commit
Feed you the best of me, I shoulda fed you piss
We started off closer than close
But who coulda predicted to know, your triflin' ways woulda stopped our growth
And the final result, back in that same boat
I ask myself, do I love these hoes? NO!

[50 cent]
Em introduced us, "50 this is Tanya, Tanya this is 50"
Then slid off and left her to kick it with me
I complimented her, I said you have very nice lips
With my imagination, I could see her suckin' my dick
We played the phone game, a week later, shit changed fast
Had her comin' over in a cab to give me some ass
Downtown Manhattan on the balcony, stare at the skyline
Penthouse full of imported shit, you know how I grind
She got to talkin', talkin' like an opportunist too
Why talk when suckin' my dick is the real career move?
Said she's an inspiring actress, she do videos for practice
Yeah, yeah, know how many times I done heard that shit?

[Chorus]back to top
Mockingbird
Yeah
I know sometimes things might not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What'chu crying about?
You got me..


Hailie, I know you miss your mom
And I know you miss your dad when Iím gone
But Iím trying to give you the life that I never had
I can see youíre sad
Even when you smile
Even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes
Deep inside, you wanna cry
Cuz youíre scared
I ainít there?
Daddyís with you in your prayers
No more crying
Wipe them tears
Daddyís here
No more nightmares
We gonna pull together through it
We goní do it
Laini, uncleís crazy ainít he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
Weíre all we got in this world
When it spins
When it swirls
When it whirls
When it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Looking puzzled, in a daze
I know itís confusing you
Daddyís always on the move
Mamaís always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it
But somehow it seems, the harder that I try to do that
the more it backfires on me
All the things, growing up
As daddy that he had to see
Daddy donít want you to see
But you see just as much as me (to see?)
That we did not plan it to be this way
Youíre mother and me
But things have got so bad between us
I donít see us ever being
Together ever again
Like we used to be when was teenagers
But then of coarse
Everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But itís just something
We have no control over
And thatís what destiny is
But no more worries
Rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day weíll wake up
And this will all just be a dream



[Chorus]
Now hush little baby donít you cry
Everythings gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady
I told ya, daddyís here to hold ya
Through the night
I know mommyís not here right now and we donít know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise, Mamaís gonna be alright


Itís funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christamas presents up
and stuck them under the tree
and said some of them were from me
Cos daddy couldnít buy Ďem
Iíll never forget that Christmas
I sat up the whole night cryiní
Cuz daddy felt like a bum
See dadday had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broken into and robbed or shot up on the block
And your mom, was saving money
For you in a jar trying to start a piggy bank for you
So you can go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars
Till someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your mamaís heart
And it seemed like everything was just starting to fall apart
Mom and dads was arguing a lot
So mama moved back on the _?____ and the flat
One bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 mile on Novarra
And thatís when daddy went to California with his CD
And met Dr. Dre and flew you and Mama out to see me
But daddy had to work
You and mama had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the TV
And mama didnít like it
And you and Laini were too young to understand it
Papa was a rolling stone
mama developed a habit
and it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
Iím just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now Iím sittiní in this empty house, just reminisciní
Looking at your baby pictures it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown
Itís almost like your sisters now
Wow, I guess you pretty much are
And daddyís still here
Laini Iím talking to you too
Daddyís still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
Itís got a ring to it, donít it?
Shhh, mamaís only gone for the moment


[Chorus]
Now hush little baby donít you cry
Everythings gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady
I told ya daddyís here to hold ya
Through the night
I know mommyís not here right now and we donít know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy pretty baby
But I promise
Mamaís gonna be alright


And if you ask me to,
Daddyís gonna buy you a mocking bird
Iíma give you the world
Iíma buy a diamond ring for you
Iíma sing for you, Iíll do anything for you to see you smile
And if the mockingbird donít sing and the ring donít shine
Iíma break that birdyís neck
Iíll go back to the ***eler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every karat
Donít fuck wit dat.
hahback to top
Crazy in Love
[Other voice]
I Tell myself that I'm doing alright
Nothing else to do tonight but
To go Crazy, Crazy On You
Lemme go Crazy, Crazy on you
youuuuuuuuu

[Verse 1]
Can't you see what you do to me baby?
You make me crazy, you make me act like a maniac.
I'm like a lunatic, you make me sick
You truly are the only one who can do this to me
You just make me get so crazy.
I go skitzo, I get so insane I just go skitzophrenic
One minute I want to slit your throat
The next I want sex.
You make me crazy,
the way we act like 2 maniacs in the sac
We fuck like 2 jackrabbits
And maybe that's a bad habit.
Cuz the next day we're right back at it
In the same exact pattern
What the fuck is the matter with us
We can't figure out if it's
Lust or it's love
What's sad is what's attracting us to each other
They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.
Which would explain why you're such a motherfucking bitch
But I stay and still stick it out with you even though I just hit you today
But you deserve it you hit me first and provoked me to choke you
Just cuz I came home late last night crawled in bed and I woke you.
But if there's one thing about you I admire its, baby,
Because you stay with me, maybe, because you're as crazy as I am
Cuz when I look at you I can see an angel in your eyes
But if I look deeper inside I see your freakish little side.
Like a devil in disguise,
You're always full of surprises
Always pullin' devises
Out your personal vibrators and dildos
You fucked yourself so much
You barely feel those anymore
You're only 24 but you're plenty more mature
Than those other little hoes
Who just act like little girls
Like they're in middle school still
You're crazy sexy cool, chillin
You play your position
You never step out of line
Even though I stay in your business
You've always kept out of mine.
I wonder whats on your mind
Sometimes they say love is blind
Maybe that's why the first time I dotted your eye
You ain't see a sign.

[with Chorus]
Or maybe you did Maybe you like me and stuff
Maybe cuz we're crazy in loooove

[Chorus]
Crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy crazy on youuuuuuuuu

[Verse 2]

You're the ink to my paper
Where my pen is to my pad
The moral, the very fiber
The whole substance to my rap.
You are my reason for being
The meaning of my existence
If it wasn't for you
I would never be able to spit this
As intence I do and the irony
Is you rely on me as much
as I rely on you to inspire me like you do.
You provide me the lighter fluid to fuel my fire
You're my entire supply
Gas, the match, the igniter.
The only way that I am able to stay so stable
Is you're the legs to my table
If you were to break I'd fall on my face.
But I'm always going to make you feel
I don't need you as much as I really need you
So you don't use it to your advantage.
But you're essential to me
You're the air I breathe
I believe if you ever leave me
I'd probably have no reason to be.
You are the Kim to my Marshall
You're the Slim to my Shady
The Dre to my Eminem
The Elaina to my Hailey.
You are the word I am looking for when
I'm trying to describe how I feel inside
And the right one just won't come to my mind.
You're like the pillar that props me up
The beam that supports me
The bitch who never took half,
The wife who never divorced me.
You're like the root to my evil
You let my devil come out me
You let me beat the shit out you
Before you beat the shit out me.

[with Chorus]

And no matter how much
Too much is never enough
Maybe cuz we're crazy in loooove

[Chorus]
I'm crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy crazy on youuuuuuuuuback to top
One Shot 2 Shot
(feat. D12)

[Intro]
I told ya'll mothafuckas I was comin back
What now nigga what now what
You's the projects nigga

[Chorus- Eminem]
One shot two shot three shot four shots
All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop hit the floor music's off
Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

[Verse 1- Bizarre]
You bitches is gone I'm dropped in the club
And I'm tryna run and get my mothafuckin gun
(Nigga what about your wife)
Nigga fuck my wife I'm tryna run and save my mothafuckin life
Oh shit the shoot is comin
Bitches, hoes niggas is runnin
People shot all over the floor
And I'm tryna make it to the St. Andrew's door
Thats the sound of the glock
Even DJ House fucked around and go shot
I done messed around and forgot my tec
I don't see nobody but Fab Five and Hex

[Verse 2- Kuniva]
(Kuniva you aight)
These niggas is trippin'
(Where's Bizarre at?)
I'm tryna slip through the exit and get to where my car is at
Bitches screamin everywhere and niggas is wildin'
Two minutes ago we was all jokin and smilin
This chick is clingin onto me sobbin and sighin
Sayin she didn't mean to diss me earlier and she cryin
But its real and cats is gettin killed
So I hugged her and used her body as a human shield
And she got hit now she yellin
(Don't leave me!)
I told her I'd be right back and the dumb bitch believed me
I squeezed through the back door and made my escape
I ran and got my 38 I hope its not to late

[Chorus- Eminem]
One shot two shot three shot four shots
All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop hit the floor music's off
Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

[Verse 3- Swifty]
(Nigga I been tryna call you all day mothafucka where you at?)
I'm on seven mile what the fuck was that
Damn somebody hit me from the back
(With they car?)
With a gat nigga and my tire is flat
And I just hit a pole, them niggas some hoes
(Is you hit?)
Iono but I can tell you what they drove
It was a black Mitsubishi
(Shit thats the clique we beefin wit I swear)
Man and I was on my way there
Believe me I'm leavin a carcus today
I'ma park my car and walk the rest of the way
I'm in the mood to strut, my AK ain't even tuck
I'ma meet you at the club we gon' fuck these hoes up

[Chorus- Eminem]
One shot two shot three shot four shots
All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop hit the floor music's off
Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

[Verse 4- Eminem]
I never seen no shit like this is my life before
People will still camp out from the night before
Sleepin outside the door waitin in line
Still tryna get inside the club to see D12 perform
The fire marshalls no, the venue's too small
People are wall to wall three thousand and some odd vans
And some come walk from out the parkin lot
Get into an argument over a parkin spot
He's about to pull his gun out and let's a few of 'em off
Missed who he's aimin for six feet away's the door
In St. Andrew's hall not a stray slidin all over the place
Sprays one bitch in the face another one of 'em came through the wall
Before anyone could even hear the first shot go off
I'm posted up by the bar havin a Mozeltoff
Bullet wizzed right by my ear damn near shot it off
Thank god I'm alive I gotta find Denaun
And where the fuck is Von he usually tucks one on him
Wait a minute I think I just saw Bizarre
Nah I guess not, what the fuck oh my god it was
I never saw him run so fast in my life
Look at him haulin ass I think he left his wife
There she is on the ground bein trampled
I go to grab her up by the damn hand and I can't pull her
God damn there just went another damn bullet I'm hit
My vest is barely able to handle it, its to thin
If I get hit again I can't do it, I scoop deep
Follow Bizarre's path and ran through it
And made it to the front door and collapsed on the steps
Looked up and I seen Swift shootin it out
But I can't see who he's shootin it out with
But Denaun's right behind him squeezin his four fifth

[Chorus- Eminem]
One shot two shot three shot four shots
All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop hit the floor music's off
Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

[Verse 5- Kon Artis]
It's Friday night came to this bitch right
Big ass to my left and Desert Eagle to my right
I ain't come in this bitch to party I came in this bitch to fight
Although I can't stay here to fight cuz I'm poppin niggas tonight
Thats right bitches I'm drunk with revenge
Shot a bouncer in the neck for tryna check when I get in
Swift told me to meet him here so its clear that this fucka
Shoot out the back of his truck goes up in this mothafucka
So one shot for the money two's to stop the show
Third's for the bartender there's plenty of shots to go
(I just wanna know who's drivin a black Mitsubishi)
He tried to run so Proof shot him in the knee wit a three piece

[Chorus- Eminem]
One shot two shot three shot four shots
All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop hit the floor music's off
Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots offback to top
Final Thought (Skit)
[People chanting eminem]
[Paper folding/tearing]
[Footsteps]
[Door open and slam shut]

[More footsteps]
[Gun reloading]

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We as Americans
We As Americuns



Thereís an intruder
In my house
He cut my phone line
Canít dial out
I scream for po-lice
But I doubt
There gonna hear me
When I shout - (gunshots)

A couple of cocktails will send me to jail
Thereís a couple of cops hot on my trail
But this time when I get pulled over thereís a Dover man pincher and a pit-bull in the seat
These pigs will get bit fooliní with me
Quit fooliní with me-bitch your Ďgonna see
No pistol in the seat, why its gotta b an issue when your me
And which your Ďgonna see in the long run
Im a be the wrong one you wannaí harass with this little timic of glass
Flashiní that flashlight on my ass-where was u at
Last night when them assholes ran up on my grass
Rappers slash actor-kiss the crack of my crackaí slash ass
They took away my right to bear arms
What am I Ďposed to fight with bear palms? Ya right
They comin with bombs-Iím cominí with flare guns-We as Americans


We as Americuns
Us as a citizen
We got to protect ourselves
Look how the shit has been
We better check ourselves
Liviní up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviviní by any means

We as Americuns
Us as a citizen
We as sumeritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look how shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is Amurica, we are Americuns

Iím a make (something) wear cool vests, drama hanging over my head like a voodoo hex
I couldíve been next, to fly over the koo-koos nest
But you know who with an S tattooed over my chest
But I finessed it and now I got the industry pissy ever since me and dre split it 50-50 on 50
Its funny-we got a buzz spreadiní quicker than making paper airplanes out of a 20-FUCK MONEY
I donít rap for dead presidents-id rather see the president dead-itís never been said but I
said presidents and the standards and they canít stand it. My name shouldíve been bastard
This shit shouldíve been plastered on my fore-head with a stamp
I shouldíve been blasted
I shouldíve been had put a cap in my ass
But Iím too swift and fast for that-done past it
Iím too old to go a cruise grass shit
Fuck that shit-I done see how fast that rap shit can turn into some pap-pap shit
that quick snap click
But this time they got that fuckiní whatís a mad tick ainít no one Ďgonna test this clack (gunshot)

We as Americuns
Us as a citizen
We got to protect ourselves
Look how the shit has been
We better check ourselves
Liviní up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviviní by any means

We as Americuns
Us as a citizen
We as sumeritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look how shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is Amurica, we are Americuns

I got a secret if you can keep it between us
I tuck two ninas under my jeans either side of my penis-under my long johns
Under my shawn johns when runniní with the long arm of the long long gone
Iím a do 5 years no less than that-no questions asked
So it might be a good idea-ill stop right here
Ill quit while Iím ahead-already in the red-already got a steady infrared meant for my head
Thereís a target on my back- bigger problems than that
Bin laden on my ass- he proly Ďgonna send a task
I ainít Ďgon even ask they ainít Ďgon let me pack
They ainít Ďgon give me my semi back
But I got my shit in the back

We as Americuns
Us as a citizen
We got to protect ourselves
Look how the shit has been
We better check ourselves
Liviní up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviviní by any means

We as Americuns
Us as a citizen
We as sumeritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look how shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is Amurcia, we are Americunsback to top
Ricky Ticky Toc
Once you call my name out things will never be the same....
They should have never let us get off foot in this game...
Ever since I was introduced to rap music
I been missin a screw like Bishop and Juice
I could lose it at any moment
Those who know me know it
So they probaly told you go with the flow
Just so that I don't explode
And have another episode where I let it go as far as
The one with Benzino did I'm waitin for that next beef,
I'm cocked, locked and loaded
I'm ready to go so bad I'm goin bananas,
My dick's so hard Anna Nicole could use it to fuckin pole vault with
Oh shit, I mean when she was still bloated
Before they cut her stomach open and lipoed it
Anybody I throw flames at gets a name it's a game
Cause they know that they don't spit the same
It's a shame, what people do for 10 minutes of fame
Everyday it's the same thing,
People in this game try to buddy buddy us
Just to get close enough to study us
Everybody just wants to have somethin to do with that
They all tryin to get that stamp
They after that Shady - Aftermath money
It's like a monopoly
They probaly just now finally understand how to rob fully
50 Cent was like a fuckin jackpot for me
And Dre, it's like we hit the fuckin lottery
And a damn slot machine at the same time as eachother
Why the fuck you think we ride like we brothers
When we rhyme with eachother
In time we discovered that we have more in common
Then we thought with eachother
Both robbed of our mothers
Our fathers ain't want us
What was wrong with us, was it our fault
Cause we started thinkin god doesn't love us
Two odd motheruckers who just happened to meet at the right time
What a coincidence cause when 50 got shot up in Jamaica Queens
I still remember the call up in ??
Big L had just got popped just a month before
If 50 lives he's gettin dropped from Columbia
Two years later me and Doc had to come and operate
That's when he popped up a number one
And we ain't never gonna stop if you wond-erin
Even if I'm under the gun
You ain't gotta agree all the time with me
Or see eye to eye there'll always be animosity between you and I
But see the difference is if it is I could give a shit
Still gonna conduct motherfuckin buisness as usual
Ego's aside, fore I bruise em' all
Swallow your pride fore I step on it with shoes you call Nike's
Earth links how do you like these you gotta love them
Look at the bottom of em' they're like cleats
Stompin, I been rompin since Tim Dogg was hollerin
'Fuck Compton'
I was whilin', freestylin back when they was still makin Maxell cassettes
I wasn't even raps Elvis yet
That tells us that any doubts in your head that seals the shit
Ricky-Ticky-Toc-Ticky-Ticky-Toc
Still with the Diggy-Diggy-Doc-Diggy-Diggy-Doc
And you don't stopback to top
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