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GWAR lyrics

Album: Hell-O [1988]

Tracks17
 01  Time For Death
 02  Aeiou
 03  Americanized
 04  I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
 05  Slutman City
 06  World O' Filth
 07  War Toy
 08  Captain Crunch
 09  Pure As The Arctic Snow
 10  Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
 11  Gwar Theme
 12  Bone Meal
 13  Ollie North
 14  Techno's Song
 15  U Ain't Shit
 16  Rock & Roll Party Town
 17  Black And Huge
all GWAR lyrics



Time For Death
Sun goes down, bodies on the ground. Swollen
with pus, I shall further expound. As the
vultures swirl, the batons twirl. We've come
for your entrails. And now it's time for death.
And now it's time, Death's mime is rhymed...
Sun comes up bloody pulp. People of your
planet all writhe in muck. Life's a piece of shit,
you are living it. You deserve no less than death.
Time for death, it's to the left. I've gotta smash
my chin 'till I gotta cleft. Time for death, there's
nothing left. I'm gonna rape your world, gonna go
suck cock...And now it's time for death. Your
nipples, expose your breasts. I'll burrow deep into
your chest...Ahh
There's no sun, just a human slum. Leaders
of your people acting really dumb. Flies with
the eyes, guys with the thighs, keeping a watch
on Bilko's pies...
And now it's time for DEATH...back to top
Aeiou
U! U! U! U! A-E-I-O-U-A-E-I-O-U!
Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels...
No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowels.
No-N-N-No-N-N-No-N-N-No...Yes.
Yes, though rows of noses block your
way, but you must flail on today...
Yes, yes, pumping entrails on your
face, face, face, face...back to top
Americanized
I'm Americanized. 9 (nine) tons o'
crack a day. It's up my butt, the USA
All you people will worship us--
You worship me, but still you suck...
U.S.A.--I'm Americanized
U.S.A.--(I'm the Prince of Lies)
I'm Americanized. Death to all
who wear paisley, plucking babies'
heads like daisies. Your world is
filled with hate and filth. I'll
rape your dog with a plow...
Drugs unt guns, drugs and
guns. C'mon man, let's go kill
someone. Cheap fuckers, sheep fuckers,
You're all cheap fuckers...back to top
I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
When I first met you, I knew I loved you.
Now that one + one is two, I don't wanna
cum inside of you. Now I kiss your lips,
now I mount your hips. Now I read
your mind, your slimey hind--Sublime!
I'm feeling the peeling, mind reeling.
I race unto the plague. I'll bring you
a big coat of butter--to slick your
dead dick way. I'm in love with a
dead dog...
Paw in fist we stalk through the
rutabaga garden. We've been to the clinic,
we know our love is clean. We walk to-
gether, but fill up seperately. We share
a cheese ball. We just do it all. The
butter so bitter, the shitter. Well it
gapes vacantly. The higher the litter,
the shitter, has justly righted three...
(The Death of Pookie)
You begin to bore me, with your breath
like rubber. You scream "Don't stop",
I hope you don't pop. I'm in love, with
a shove, meaty glove.back to top
Slutman City
I have travelled many miles, and I have
wiped away many smiles. I've come from
my icy pit, just to rub your face in shit.
Slutman City--Life without shame--
Slutman City--So much flesh--to maim!
We grant you sweet release--from your
useless life. Of your heart I'll have a
piece--Impaled on my knife--Your world
to rape--Your life sucked dry--The purity
of wisdom--A withered husk. Flies thrive,
human waste now rules the earth, but I
tell you you're not the first. Your cities
built on corpses, you best beware--Your
towers will crumble--as did theirs!
Slutman City--Pimples on my butt--
Slutman City--Bestial necrophilliacs
busting nuts. Your world is doomed--
You wonder why--You bleed her daily--
And now flies thrive. You wanna do
drugs? Own expensive rugs? With much
aplomb--You'll watch me rape your mom.
Tattered millions bathe in hate--
Tons of junk and crack to take!!
Teenage girls to eviscerate--Gorged
on eyeballs, gonna vomit on your plate.
Slutman City!! Slutman City!!!
We masturbatel, and we create, the
human race--the spawn of apes. We
rape and kill, until we're done--You
ask me why--Ha Ha! Because it's fun!back to top
World O' Filth
Welcome to your world of filth--Where
costly cash is jumbo puke. The words
they rhyme the sound you crave. You lust for
what's called Jumbo-Pave. For what's called
Jumbo Pay--A. Here within your filthy
world the Terror-Mongers fight the
squirrels. So come on down to Dynasty, and
you get Muscular Dystrophy. That girl outside
she said she'd lick but she lied. Your world
it writhes, it makes me frown--But you
can set it aflame--The Molten Nipple Mound!
Your lives--controlled--Fortune favors
the bold!!! World o' filth, filth
filth, filth, filth, filth...back to top
War Toy
Churning through the bestial muck.
A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing
asshole. The All-Eye says you are the
right slave--to be my anal knave--
tongue in my anal cave--Boy!! You're just
a war-toy--Just my little anal butter
boy. Oh I'm so filled with joy. Now I
know glee. 50 million hosebags every
day. They die for me to have my way. Surely
it is their deaths they seek, to brave
my toxic--anal reek--Cause I'm so
glad he is among us--I'm so glad he
is a fungus--I'm so glad--He is among
us--Philled condoms--My
nipples explode!!!! You're just a
war toy. Let's all go drink and kill
and fart. Yeah sure it's fun, but is
it art? The All-Eye sees the butt
disease. Humanity--is on their knees
with little boys...back to top
Captain Crunch
Everybody needs somebody to abuse. Every
body needs alotta stuff to eat. Every
body gonna be a body one day--Having
fun? (Mortal scum) Rest assured it's not
for long. When you least expect your world
reels--You fall to the ground. Will heaven
protect it? (No) A strange new world
that you found. And now, bodies waken--
Soul a-quakin', you see your jellied corpse
a-bakin'. Your world teeters on the
brink of madness...We shall...kick
that bitch over with gladness--
You enter the sex-plague--You cannot
breed--And you await death--Your anus...
bleeeeeeds...When you're all dead,
We'll still be here. Having butt sex--
Cause I'm so queeeeeeeeer...!!
Disciples of Sin!!!back to top
Pure As The Arctic Snow
Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow. It
was nice--suspended in the endless ice. Time
flew by--Worlds did weep and kingdoms
died. But still we slept--knowing that
destiny crept. The planets aligned--
No longer--No longer confined--The humans--
so blind--Your race is--of a futile kind.
As pure as the Arctic snow! Whoa!!
And now we stand--Helm on head and
sword in hand--Or righteous wrath--
cleave through your ranks a bloody
path--Your system--sucks!! Your cities
stink, your world is fucked. So come
to us--or you'll drown in a sea of pus!!
Drown in pus!!!back to top
Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
I was there at the cattle fair, where
lump fairies swear at glories far be-
yond the fabric that she wears. He said
"Do ya wanna chair?" I'd join him any-
where! A hole in the ground, in this
theatre I found J.C.'s infernal horde--
they caper, they banter, forming human
pyramids, all to please--their infernal
Lord...Whoa! His name is J. Cousteau!!!
A pussy and I know you know!! I know
you know, and there he goes. He goes and
grows, on gosh, he knows--Aboard the
Calypso!! The foam beside, and a burly
sea to ride, all spell goodness for the
master of the whirling pimple tides.
He tried and fried until the rusted
hinges sighed, and then he stepped
inside! He found her there, swimming
in her seaweed hair, looking vaguely
like a lover who has hung herself with
underwear--Phosphorescent green and
the sex-act made obscene, in Jacques
galleon of hatred--This wrinkled French-
man is a living god!!!
Cousteau, you know, where the dying
dolphins go, and the wasteland ever growing,
never slowing till it's far below--Put it
on your T.V. show--and let the humans
know!!!back to top
Gwar Theme
Gazing through the toothy maw--
you could not conceive what I saw--
In my land there is no sun--In
my country there are no guns--OK!
'Cause we are Gwar!!!
And we'll go far!!!
We've got guitars
We'll go to war!!! (Thrash your bar, Wreck
your car, etc...)
Gwar! Gwar! Gwar! Gwar! Gwar!
Steel and leather, whips and
chains, we've learned how to enjoy
pain! Life in a cave ain't too roomy--
Now only the penthouse will do me!!!!back to top
Bone Meal
Piles of burnt corpses, we're
turning the screws--Turn 'em into
bone meal for our troops to use! Turn
on the ovens, get in the shower, get
out the wheelbarrows, we'll be at it
for hours! Bone meal! Better than
no meal at all! Bone meal! Better
that no meal so get in the stall!back to top
Ollie North
Lickylickylickylickylicklicklickkk
Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklic
Take a lickylickreemmyass lick my fat cock
Gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay086LOAFFFFF
Oh when I got up today i got a splitting
headache...oh baby...I GOTTA GET AWAY.
Galooooooooooooooooooooob PERIL
ItakeadayIbetaking@day25gotcancerinmybutt
UH..UH
butigottastayalive...ignoreIthoney..andit....
will go away....back to top
Techno's Song
I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip
brain--A megaton Bufferin to forever end
your pain. When it comes to taking life I'm
the cosmic leech--I'll make World War III look
like Sunday at the beach!!! Gwar must die!
I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills
in dicing up worms and making love to road-
kills. The decadence of your lives was just as
clear a glass--Now it's broken into shards
I can shove into your ass!!back to top
U Ain't Shit
My life is in a rut, I need a good
kick in the butt! My mind meets the
Hand of Doom--Dontcha know--He's
in this room!!!
U-ain't-shit-until!!
U learn how to rock!!!
Where's my fuckin' axe? Don't need
no shit playin' sax! Get the fuck--
get the fuck outta my face! Cause
tonight there's meat on the menu!
U ain't shit until you learn how to
rock!!!back to top
Rock & Roll Party Town
Rock and roll--Dyn-O-Mite!!!!
Party all day....Party all nite!!!
Hey there girl--Do you like my big
dick? Hey there baby--suck it!!!
Til it gets real thick!
Rock and roll, party town. Rock and
roll, gonna pary down!! Rock and
roll, party down--She's a rock
and roller. She's a party stroller!!!
Rock and roll, it's a sex machine!
Rock and roll--Do you know what I
mean? Rock and roll, now it's time
to go. Rock and roll, see you--
after the show!!!back to top
Black And Huge
You know I'm totally flaccid
I'm just a limp mega-prick
You know I'm looking for
A stupid white chick.

Because I'm BLACK UNT HUGE
All the women hate me
In the porno booth.

And now I see you
You're there on the ground
and now you know yeah
I'm raising a mound
I'm going to got to
Make you erupt
If I could just get out of my cup.back to top
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