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Tenacious D lyrics

Album: Tenacious D [2001]

Tracks21
 01  Kielbasa
 02  One Note Song
 03  Tribute
 04  Wonderboy
 05  Hard Fucking
 06  Fuck Her Gently
 07  Explosivo
 08  Dio
 09  Inward Singing
 10  Kyle Quit the Band
 11  The Road
 12  Cock Pushups
 13  Lee
 14  Friendship Test
 15  Friendship
 16  Karate Schnitzel
 17  Karate
 18  Rock Your Socks
 19  Drive-Thru
 20  Double Team
 21  City Hall
all Tenacious D lyrics



Kielbasa
[spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.

[sung]
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!

Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,
Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the back),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

[spoken]
Dude, that was TNT.back to top
One Note Song
Artist/Band - Tenacious D
Album - Tenacious D
Song - One Note Song

"Jack"

"Yeah?"

"Do you think some people...
Do you think that there's some people that aren't really...
that are actually robots, living among us"

"No"

"That we can't tell"

"No, we don't have the technology yet,
but Rage, Rage"

"Yeah"

"Rage"

"Yeah"

"You know what I was thinking?, stop playing,
I was thinking of a fucking brilliant song"

"Yeah?"

"Check it out"

"Just do what I do"

"Okay"

"Just play this note, and then we both keep playing,
just keep both playnig that note,
every once in a while bend it, an' that's it,
and just remember who wrote that song, me baby, me,
see it's fucking simple, that's one song in the bank,
next song"

"Is uh..."

"Next song"

"How can..."

"Next song"

"But..."

"Next... song"

"But it's only one note, anybody could have wrote it,
anybody could have done it, it's one song it's one note,
anybody..."

"But guess who did write it?, Me"

"Yeah, but did you did you write the..."

"Dude, I did, I told you to do the
bendy every once in a while"

"Oh yeah, you did"

"Woo hoo, I win"

"Shit

"I win one to nothin'"back to top
Tribute
Right I definetly made a few mistakes but its pretty accurate :)

This is the greatest and best song in the world, tribute
A long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
Were hitch hiking down a long and lonesome road,
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon,
In the middle of the road
And he said!

"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul" (soul)

So me and Kyle,
We looked at each other,
And we each said, OK!

And we played the first thing that came to our head,
Just so happened to be, the best song in the world,
It was the best song in the world,
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see one and
one make two and two and one make three it was destiny.

Once every hundred thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth show and the grass doth grow, oh

Needless to say,
The beast was stunned,
Whip crack with his swampy tail, and the beast was done,
He asked us

"Be you angels?"

And we said nay, we are but men rock aahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhooohh, wowow, wowow,
This is not, the greatest song in the world, no, this is just a tribute,
Couldn't remember, the greastest song in the world, no this is a tribute, oh,
To the greatest song in the world, oh right, it was the greatest song in the world, alright,
And it was the best motherfucking song, the greatest song in the world
Te, fligigoo,digilioo, fleegilooo, and the best sir yeah

And the parculiar thing this is my friends is the song we played on
that faithful night didn't sound anything like this song!
This is just a tribute, you gotta believe meh and i wish you were there,
Just a matter of opinion,
Rarghh! Good god, can't love yer, so surprised to find I can't stop ya,
How far is rich motherfucker defend the church, alirght!
Alright!back to top
Wonderboy
Artist/Band - Tenacious D
Album - Tenacious D
Song - Wonderboy

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly,
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck,
Yeah, yeah,

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?,
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
Archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy,
With powers comparable to Wonderboy,
What powers you ask?,
I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?,
That do anything for ya?,
That's levitation, holmes,
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...,
With mind bullets?,
That's telekinesis Kyle,
How 'bout the power... to move you?,

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo,
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow,

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?,
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?,

Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces,
They formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
And they called themselves Tenacious D,
That's right, Me... and KG,

"That's me"

We're now Tenacious D,
Come fly with me, fly,

(Guitar Solo)

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?,

Oh,
Take my hand,
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly,
Bring out your broadsword,
There's the hydra,
Slice his throat,
And grab his scroat,

You take the high road,
I'll take the low,
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice,back to top
Hard Fucking
We should talk about the hard fucking no
The hard fucking?
Because i think its pretty common complaint
Yeah the ladies don't really like the hard fucking
You feel like your giving them some extra juice
Their not in to that
You think your like taken it to the limit
Maybe they are though in to that
You know what the test is?
You just say get on top honey
You do what you like
And then sometimes she'll be fucking you reall hard
Its like well wait you like that? You like that?
Slow down im going to spurt! AHH UHH Sorry
You shouldn't have fucked me so hard.back to top
Fuck Her Gently
This is a song for the ladies
Fellas listen closley
You don't always have to fuck her hard
Infact sometimes thats not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too
Sometimes you've got squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say Hey

I'm gonna fuck you sofetly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna bone you descretly
The you hey I bought you flowers
Then you say wait a minute Sadly
I've got something in my teeth can you get it out for me
THATS FUCKING TEAM WORK!

What's your favourite posish?
It's cool with me, it's not my favourite but I'll do it for you
What's your favourite dish?
I'm not going to cook it but I'll order it from Zansabare!

And then I'm going to love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discertly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
And then I'm gonna fuck you harrdddddddddddd

harrrrrrrrdddddddd.back to top
Explosivo
Tenacious D
Explosivo
Tenacious D


Climb upon my faithful steed,
Then we gonna ride,
gonna smoke some weed.
Climb upon my big-ass steed,
And ride, ride, ride.

Weeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about,
But it's good to go.
What's the name of my girlfriend
I don't know,
But she's built like the shit
And she's good to go, go,
She's good to go,
She's good to go.

We are fuelled by Satan,
Yes we're schooled by Satan.
Fuelled by Satan!
Writin' those tasty riffs
just as fast as we can.
Schooled by Satan!

We were the inventors
of the cosmic astral code.
We've come to blow you away,
We've come to blow your nose.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
We've come to blow the show.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
You know it, you know it!

Weeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about
But it's good to riddle-ah!

I am not one of you. I come from an ancient time.
I am known as The Kicker of Elves. I am also known as The Angel Crusher!

Explosivo.back to top
Dio
has rocked for a long time,
now itís time for him to pass the torch
He has songs of wildebeasts and danger,
he has soared on the wings of a demon
Itís time to pass the torch,
youíre to old to rock, no more rocking for you
Weíre taking you to the home,
but we will sing a song about you
And we will make sure that youíre very well taken care of,
youíll tell us secrets that youíve learned, Oh!
Your sauce will mix with ours,
and weíll make a good geulash baby
Dio, time to go,
You must give your cape and septar to me,
and a smaller one for K.G.
Go (Go), Dio (Dio)back to top
Inward Singing
(snoring)

JACK: Oh my god. Oh my god, I've fuckin' done it. Kage! Come here! I want you!

KYLE: What what what? Sleepin' dude, what ya talking about?

JACK: Oh my god.

KYLE: What?

JACK: I did it.

KYLE: What'd you do?

JACK: I've done it. I fuckin' did it.

KYLE: What?!

JACK: The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling dude.
Oh my god, inward singing

KYLE: Wha?

JACK: Check it out, its an invention adn it makes non-stop rocking possible
Think about it man! Rock singers are only rockin' you half the time.
The other time, they're they're they're breathing... in!
But not anymore baby! Ha ha ha ha! Not with inward singing. Check it out!

Ahhhhhhhh (inward)
Ahhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhh (inward)
And then I start some lyrics
and you can't believe I'm singin'
and I'm never fuckin' stoppin'
and i'm always fuckin' singin'
and now you know that i will never stop the fuckin' singin'
i'm like a fuckin' one man band
i'm like a fuckin' one man band

And I can sing like that all fuckin' night

KYLE: Wow. Wasn't really non-stop though. There was a slight

JACK: Ah! Shut up! It is non-stop! And the other thing is that when I'm fuckin' singin in
it sounds even better than when I'm singin' out! Shut up! Fuck you!
You fuckin' dick! Always naysaying, everything I create! You piece of shit.
you create something like inward singing! You fuckin' shit!
You fuckin' sit in your tower! You fuckin' nap (Kyle laughs) What's funny?
You fuckin' bitch! Fuckin' fuck ya fuckin' cock-ass!
You're fired from the band.

KYLE: Um, that won't be necessary, Jack.

JACK: What?

KYLE: I'm quitting.

JACK: What?

KYLE: I quit.back to top
Kyle Quit the Band
Tenacious D
kyle quit the band
Tenacious D

Last week, Kyle quit the band,
But now we're back together, uh.

Misunderstanding, didn't understand.
Doesn't matter, now we're back together again.
Oh la la la la la.

Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. (that's true)
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash.
That's also true!

This is our song of exultant joy because
We only came to kick some ass.

Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass.

What we gonna do with all the cash?

Smoke hash, and then we thrash.

We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all.

And everyone is invited to the bash.

And everyone you're all invited to the bash!

C'mon Kyle, c'mon - c'mawawn!

[skat]back to top
The Road
is fuckin' hard
the road is fuckin' tough
there's no question that
it is rough rough stuff
it's the fuckin' road my friend
but it's the only road I know
when i'm munchin' on a tasty boosh
right after the show
you go go go!

the road is fuckin' hard
it's also really fuckin' tough
there's no question that
it don't take no guff
the road is a be-a-itch my friend
but it's the only fuckin' road i know
when i'm snackin' on a tasty boosh
right after the show
you go go go!

i met a tasty baby in michigan
we screwed two times then i left
sometimes i think of my baby in michigan
why can't i stay in one place
for more than two days
why
because i'm talkin' about the road
because i'm talkin' about the road
because i'm talkin' about the road
because i'm talkin' about the road
because i'm talkin' about the road
roadback to top
Cock Pushups
Artist/Band - Tenacious D
Album - Tenacious D
Song - Cock Pushups

"Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out..."

"Yeah?"

"Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?"

"Pshh, yeah, in fact I've been getting ready"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, I've been doin' cock pushups"

"Cock Pushups?"

"Yeah"

"What are those?"

"It's where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground"

"Yeah..."

"And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground"

"N... no, that's... that'd be impossible, your cock can support your whole weight?"

"Well not at first..."

"Yeah?"

"But over time"

"Hmm, How many pushups can you do?"

"...Cock pushups?"

"Yeah... I guess you could only do one really"

"Yeah, well one is all ya need"back to top
Lee
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee,
We're talkin' fuckin' Lee.

I had a friend named Lee,
He cast a spell a spell on me.
If me and Lee and KG could be three,
Flyin' free Tenaciously,
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee,
I'd propose on bended knee

To Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,
Lee Lee,
Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,
Lee Lee,
Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee Lee,
Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee,

If me, and Lee, and KG, (that's me)
Could be three, (could be three)
Plant a tree, (plant a tree)
Just for Lee, (just for Lee)
Just for Lee, (Lee)
Just for Lee!
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee
Leeee, Leeee, Leeee:

LEE!back to top
Friendship Test
KYLE: Hello? Two kings.

JACK: Hey, Kage.

KYLE: Oh, hey.

JACK: What are you doin'?

KYLE: Oh, I was just...

JACK: I love you.

KYLE: What did you say?

JACK: I said I love you man. I just wanted to say it.

KYLE: Thanks, dude. That's awesome. Really awesome. (long pause) Uh,
That's cool that you can say that.

JACK: Don't you have something to say?

KYLE: No. I mean, uh, I like you, man.

JACK: Whoa, whoa! like? Ha ho! Oh man. I'm glad a fuckin' did this test
on you, the friendship test.

KYLE: What?

JACK: No man, back there, when I said I love you, that was a test. 'cause
I could made a big ass of myself if i hadn't done this test on you.

KYLE: You mean, you mean you don't really love me?

JACK: Dude, you passed the test. But barely, you know what you got?

KYLE: What'd i get?

JACK: F+. Click.back to top
Friendship
is rare,
do ya know what Iím sayin to ya
Friendship is rare
My derriere when ya find out much later
that they donít really care
Itís rare to me,
canít ya see
Itís rare to me,
canít ya see
Oh, shit! Thereís a bear,
will ya hand me that shotgun buddy,
also the chair
Weíre fighting a bear,
and youíre lifeís in great danger,
and you donít really care
Itís rare to me,
canít ya see
Itís rare to me,
canít ya see
Itís rare to me,
say a prayer for me
Cause itís rare to me and Tenacious D
Friends will be friends,
theyíre running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands,
theyíll someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends,
they say that friends wil be friends to the bitter end
As long as thereís a record deal,
weíll always be friends (fast)
As long as thereís a record deal,
weíll always be friends (fast)
Friends will be friends,
theyíre running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands,
theyíll someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends,
they say that friends wil be friends to the bitter end
As long as thereís a record deal,
weíll always be friends (fast)
As long as thereís a record deal,
weíll always be friends, yea (drawn out)back to top
Karate Schnitzel
Name:Bossman
E-mail:distracting_tactic_666@yahoo.com
Band:TenaciousD
Song:Karate Schnitzel

Jack:God im fuckin hungry, lemme check the fridge...
dude, wheres my Fluckin Schntzel? (snoring)
Hey, wake up! Wake up you asshole!! wake up! wake up!

Kyle:whaaa, whaa, what!!

Jack:You ate my fuckin schnitzel!

Kyle:What?!

Jack:You ate my fuckin schnitzel!

Kyle:Well it was in there. If you put it in there then its, its
fair game for anybody who wants to eat it.

Jack:Yeah? Well then maybe this is fair game! Yow!

Kyle:Hey! What?!

Jack:Yeah thats right its a Karate chop.

Kyle: What are you doin?

Jack:Well if you didnt like that then how about this- Kiyai!!Kiyai!!

Kyle:Ow!!!back to top
Karate
I'am 98.3% sure that this tab is correct, have fun!

With Karate i'll kick your ass,
From here to Tiananmen Square,
O Yeah, motherfucker, im gonna kick you fucking derriere yeah,yeah.
You broke the rules, now ill pull out all your pubic hair
Motherfucker, motherfucker

Kyle betrayed me and then he lied,
Tried to hide, and I died deep inside
And you know the reason why
Iam gonna kick your ass,
From here to right over there,
O yeah motherfucker,
I'am gonna kick your fucking derriere yeah, yeah
You broke the rules, now ill pull out all your pubic hair
Motherfucker, motherfuckerback to top
Rock Your Socks
One, two, three, four, five, SIX SIX SIX!

It doesn't matter if it is good,
It only matters if it rocks.
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy,
Cause rock 'n roll is bogus, right KG? ('Right!')
Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that's why me and KG are classically trained
To rock your fuckin' socks off!
Give 'em a taste, KG.
('Okay.')

That is Bach, and it rocks.
It's a rock block of Bach,
That he learned in the school,
Called the School of Hard Knocks!

Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock,
Give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now, rock your socks off, woman,
We'll rock your shit up, y'all.
Give it up, children, now to freak your shit out!
All right!

Now I know what a lot of you are sayin',
'I just figured out what I'm gonna do with the rest of my days.
I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar,
Gain forty pounds, and be the next D.'
Well, I got sour news for you, jack. It ain't that easy.
For instance, are you willing to make the commitment to wakin' up
At the crack a' noon, for deep-knee rock squats?
Seven or eight at a time? In a row!
How 'bout, are you willing to make the commitment
To rock-hard tasty abs, washer-board style!
Glistening in the sun.
How 'bout, are you willin' to make the commitment,
Of wakin' up, goin',
'Okay, it's gig time, what t-shirt am I gonna wear?
I can't decide, can't decide. Brain aneurysm!'
We've been through so much bullshit just to be here tonight
To rock your fuckin' socks off.
And all we ask in return is some precious little...
All we're askin' you to do
Is drop trou
And squeeze out
A Cleveland Steamer on my chest. ('Ooh.')

Two, three, four!
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock, give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now, rock your socks off, woman,
We'll rock your shit up, y'all.
Give it up, children, won't you freak your shit out!
All right!back to top
Drive-Thru
Artist/Band - Tenacious D
Album - Tenacious D
Song - Drive-Thru

"Kage"

"Yeah?"

"Let's go to this drive-thru"

[Motor Sounds]

"Oh good, I'm starvin'"

(Can I help you?)

"Yeah, um... ah"

(May I have your order?)

"Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu

(Okay)

"Ah, one..."

(Would you like special curly fries?)

"Please, don't, don't offer me anything, I'll tell you what I want"

"Um, okay, you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?"

(Six piece mcnuggets)

"Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to..."

"They come in six or twelve piece, do you want sauces?"

"Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away,
I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing, I'm tryin' to watch my calorie intake."

(They come in six or twelve pieces sir)

"Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets.
And then, uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee?,
A 'Junior' western bacon chee. I'm trying to watch my figure.

(Western Bacon Cheeseburger...)

"A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee"

(Would you like that with onions?)

"No onions"

(Okay, Junior Bacon Chee, total is $6.57)

"Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich,
since that has less calories 'cause it's fish"

(Fillet of Fish)

Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola,
half Diet Coke...'cause I'm tryin to watch my figure,
tryin' to loose some of the weight"

(You want half Coca-Cola, half...)

"Um, and a small, a 'Small'... Chocolate Shake,
Because I'm tryin to watch my figure, not a large, a small"

(It come's in medium-small or medium-large)

"Um..."

(Small Chocolate Shake)

"Also a small seasoned-curlies"

(Seasoned-curlies...)

"Small, seasoned-curlies"

(Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies, western bacon cheeseburger...)

"Okay, uh... fuck my ass, what else?,
give me, uh...alright, Cherries Jubilee and that's it"

(Cherries Jubilee)

"Wait, Kage what do you want?"

"Ah...Jeez, let me have a... I think I want the regular,
uh, western bacon-cheeseburger, a large shake, um..."

"Oh God, come on with the order"

"I'm..."

"Take forever"

"That's all I want, that's all I want"

"Good. How much is that sir?"

(That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the window please, will you drive up?)

"Do you have any money?"

"Oh shoot, um, oh god, yeah, I got... do you have s... I got like..."

"Give it to me"

"Alright, here"

"Okay, we only have, uh... alright.
I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order,
Okay thank you, let's go"

[Motor Sounds]back to top
Double Team
[spoken]
Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
[sung]
That's the first thin' I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.

Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.

We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.

Let's roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!

[spoken]
That was the one.

[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!

~Robyn Gammaback to top
City Hall
Artist/Band - Tenacious D
Album - Tenacious D
Song - City Hall

All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets,
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall,
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up,
Come along children and fuckin' rise,

Lots of times when me and KG are watchin',
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot,
A Riot,

We have 'em screaming in the streets,
We have 'em tippin' over shit,
And breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
And settin' fuckin' fires,
And settin' fuckin' fires,
And settin' fuckin' fires,


And then after the smoke is cleared,
And the rubble has been swept away,
Me and KG will peek out our heads,
We've been watching the riots on a monitor,
Twenty floors below sea level, from a bunker,

We did it Rage-Kage,
We beat the bastards of City Hall,
But now what will we do?,
We must rebuild,
But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?,
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how,
And the elbow grease to lead us to a new land,
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...,
Alright, we'll do it,

We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings,
Ahhhaaa..., (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two Kings,

The first decree is to legalize marijuana,
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long,
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
You're banished from the land,

We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings,
Ahhhaaa..., (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings,

The second decree,
No more pollution,
No more car exhaust,
Or ocean dumpage,
From now on we will travel in tubes,

We'll lead as Two Kings,
Oh, yeah,
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings,

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology)
Chop, chop, let's go,

Third decree: no more... rich people, and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same,
Um, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...,

We'll lead as Two Kings,
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha,
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho,

"Oh my God"
"Ahh... What?"
"Dude, the red phone is flashing"
"Oh, yeah"
"Let me scoop that up, Hello? Two Kings"
"Who is it?"
"What?! No, no fucking way"
"What?"
"Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there"
"Oh my God... what?"
"Dude, I gotta stay here"
"Why do I have to go?"
"Please, please,"
"Oh, God, okay"
"Awesome... is he gone?"

Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament,
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
But Rage, he can't be King anymore,
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees,
Seriously, let's make him "Duke", a kick ass "Duke",
Or "leader formerly known as King," but...,
Uh oh he's comin' back...,

We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes,
We'll really lead as Two Kings,

"Uh, dude?"
"Rage"
"I went all over Idaho..."
"Yeah?"
"Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere"
"What? There was no famine?"
"Yeah, there was no famine, no"
"Dude"
"I don't know what's uh..."
"A toast..."
"A toast..."
"Long live the D"
"Long live the D"

"Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine"
"What?"
"For the good of the land"
"You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well"
"Noooooooooo"
No!


City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty,
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty,
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall,

People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is talkin',
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is rockin',

People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots,
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots,
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em GO, OH,

"Don't, cut that part out"

"We've got it"

"Um, do you believe in God?
"I believe, I believe"
"You do?"
"I believe in God, I believe in God"
"(laughs) You do?"
"I believe in God"
"Do you?"
"I believe in God"back to top
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