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Turbonegro lyrics

Album: Ass Cobra [1997]

Tracks16
 01  A Dazzling Display of Talent
 02  The Midnight NAMBLA
 03  Deathtime
 04  Black Rabbit
 05  Denim Demon
 06  Bad Mongo
 07  Mobile Home
 08  I Got Erection
 09  Just Flesh
 10  Screwed and Tattooed
 11  Hobbit Motherfuckers
 12  Sailor Man
 13  Turbonegro Hate the Kids
 14  Imorgen Skal Eg Daue
 15  Raggare Is a Bunch of Motherfuckers
 16  Young Boys Feet
all Turbonegro lyrics



A Dazzling Display of Talent
Oh my what a dazzling display -
Oh my what a dazzling display -
Of talent that's what they say -
Would you believe it -
My goodness HEY -

Take a look around -
I'm so impressed -
Of everything they do -
Do it again and again alright -
I can't believe my eyes -
It's unbelievable -
In the middle of the show -
They make the fluids flow -
Take it away -

Du geile Sau -

Oh my what a dazzling display -
Oh my what a dazzling display -
Of assholes that's what I say -
Would you believe it -
My goodness HEY -

Look around -
Oh so impressed -
Of all the things they do -
Do it again and again alright -
I can't believe my eyes -
It's unbelievable -
Give me what I know -
Make the fluids flow -
That's what I know -
Come on, let's go -
And make the fluids flow -

Can you smell it ? -
It's stinking yellow -

Oi Oi Oi -

I'm so impressed ... TALENT! -back to top
The Midnight NAMBLA
I am the midnight NAMBLA -
I am the two inch gambler -

The fondler of the nobbler -
The Nemesis of the toddler -
I look just like your father but I am -
The midnight NAMBLA -

I am the baby snake handler -
I am the nude pube bangler -
The dark fandangler -

The fondler of the nobbler -
The nemesis of the toddler -
I look just like your father but I am -
The midnight NAMBLA -

That's what I am -
I'm a nambling man -
I am gonna namble your asshole -
Tonight -back to top
Deathtime
Shaking hands with Morrissey -
Sucking cock in East Africa -
Ask a lesbian for a fuck -
Take a shower in...Auschwitz -

And it's gonna happen to you -

Complaining about a drug deal at Jolly's pub -
Driving really fast in a car -
Scuba diving in a hippies tub -
Take a shower in...Auschwitz -

And it's gonna happen to you baby -
It could happen to your child -
You could have the same experience -back to top
Black Rabbit
I got a reputation -
I'm such a horny hunk -
I'm a Turbonegro -
Just a lowdown punk -

I'm a black rabbit -
With my black habbits -
I ain't no jaevla fucking spider -

Well, I don't torture bunnies -
I do my hop and jump -
So don't come running winning -
When your embryo is junk -

I'm a black rabbit -
With my black habbits -
I ain't no jaevla faens spider -
I ain't no jaevla faen -back to top
Denim Demon
I tried to be part of the scene -
Bought all the records and magazines -
But all the kids they put me down -
laughed and said I was a clown -
Said they didn't want me around -
Made me feel so all alone -

But now I'm back with a bang -
I've got my own leather gang -
And all of them are men -
And denim's back again -

And I am - And I am -
I am a denim demon -
Got my own congregation -
I am a saint for seamen -
And I am - And I am -
I am a denim demon -
You've got my penis steaming -
And your asshole screaming : HELP! -

The day is black, the night is white -
The disco sun it shines so bright -
Protruding buttocks left and right -
I draw my sword prepared for fight -
The stench of piss reveals your fright -
Your asshole is in for a ride -

But now I'm back with a bang -
I've got my own leather gang -
And all of them are men -
And denim's back again -

And I am - And I am -
I am a denim demon -
Got my own congregation -
I am a saint for seamen -
And I am - And I am -
I am a denim demon -
I've got my penis steaming -
And your asshole screaming : HELP! -

Outside of society - Good Head ! Good Head ! - [4x] -

OUTSIDE -back to top
Bad Mongo
He's been waiting for so long -
Singing that same old institution song -
A humanoid shape in the dense of night -
Bad Mongo got a very big knife -

Run back home and lock the door -
The streets ain't safe no more -
Wild eyes and a dribbling tongue -
He likes murder and he likes wrong -

Bad Mongo - gonna kick you in the face -
Bad Mongo - gonna schtompf you in the eye -
Bad Mongo - gonna make you crawl and beg -
Before he makes you die -

A 'fuck the world' tattoo on his arm -
Thee Iron Cross is his lucky charm -
From the institution with an axe in his hand -
A genetic nightmare -
It's the Bad Mongo man -

Run back home and lock the door -
The streets ain't safe no more -
Wild eyes and a dribbling tongue -
He likes murder and he likes wrong -

Bad mongo - gonna kick you in the face -
Bad mongo - gonna schtompf you in the eye -
Bad mongo - gonna make you crawl and beg -
Before he makes you die -

Bad mongo - is gonna stab you in the foot -
Bad mongo - he's gonna kill you in the face -
Bad mongo - is gonna destroy -
Bad mongo - the human race -
Bad Mongo -back to top
Mobile Home
I think I'm an all around Norwegian -
On my eighteenth birthday -
My daddy gave me a gun -
And I am what you'd call -
A real good sport -
And I was born and raised -
In a trailor court -

Mobile Home -
Filled with foam -
Polyester catacomb -
Mobile Home -

My neighborhood's got the distinction -
Of being all the same -
There are rows and rows -
Of divorcees in a metal frame -
My life goes on - It's my last resort -
And I'm gonna die - In a trailor court -

Mobile Home -
Filled with foam -
Polyester catacomb -
Mobile Home -

OH NO! -

Mobile Home -
Filled with foam -
Polyester catacomb -
Mobile Home -

Now do you see just a little bit of a paradox -
Your living or dead -
Your stuck in a box -
Your life goes on - It's your last resort -
On a dead end road - In a trailor court -

Mobile Home -
Filled with foam -
Polyester catacomb -
Mobile Home -
[4x]back to top
I Got Erection
[INTRO]
YAH! OOOOH!

[VERSE1]
Everytime I walk down the street (erection)
I see a woman that I'd like to beat (erection)
I think of blood I think of love (erection)
I think of blood I think of love (ERECTION)

[CHORUS]
Oooooh Ooohooou! I got erection!
Oooooh Ooohooou! I got erection!

[VERSE2]
When I set a house on fire (erection)
Once a liver, now she's a dier (erection)
When I dig a hole in the ground (erection)
And when I hear that punk-rock sound (ERECTION) (punk-rock/death-punk
I've heard both live)
[CHORUS]
Oooooh Ooohooou! I got erection!
Oooooh Ooohooou! I got erection!
Oooooh Ooohooou! I got erection!
Oooooh Ooohooou! I got erection!

[OUTRO]
Erection
Erection
Erection
ERECTIONback to top
Just Flesh
Once upon a time -
I thought that I'd go far -
Pictured myself -
Getting blowed in a company car -
But now those days are over -
And the well is dry -
I sit around getting high -
Contemplating suicide -

And now some people wonder -
What's the matter with me -
Why I've started wearing diapers -
At the age of 23 -
Because -
Tonight those days are over -
And the well is dry -
I'd go for the meat and potatoes -
But I ain't got the time -

So come on baby - spank my ass -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Penetrate me with broken glass -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Baby make it hurt - baby make it last -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
It's just flesh - and nothing else -

Let's face the facts -
My fate is sealed -
Leather straps tight around my flesh -
Down on my hands and knees -
Now I face the final curtain -
I guess I had to learn -
Every inch of flesh is hurting -
Feel my ass - it burns! -

So come on baby - stomp my face -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Feces war in a sexual haze -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Come on baby - spank my ass -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Penetrate me with broken glass -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Baby make it hurt - baby make it last -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Satan laughing spreads his wings -
It's just flesh, just flesh -
It's just flesh, just flesh -
It's just flesh - there's nothing else -back to top
Screwed and Tattooed
Alright -
Oh, No -

It was six months ago -
But it seems like yesterday -
Went to a party -
Later on were gonna play -
Went driving for a while -
Checking out some girls -
When I saw this long haired one -
URGHHH -

The last thing I remember -
A fist packed with rings -
Some biker screaming -
We'll take you for a spin -
Hey, Action Brothers -
Now I'm going down -
Last night - for you -
Indie underground -

Well, I ain't got it good -
I got it bad in fact -
In fact I'm fucked up -
Goddamn Satans on my back -
Oh, I was tired of being -
Satans little whore -
And now I'm dead -
I got no Satans at my door -

But when I came to -
I counld'nt move my hands -
I felt strung out -
Waiting for romance -
But it hurt -
Hurt like hell -
Motorcycle ass fucking -
UHHHH - ARGGHHH -

Well, now I'm dressed again -
Got a fresh tattoo -
And it hurts so much -
When I think of you -
There won't be anything -
Between you and me -
I am El Satan's property -

Oh baby I tried to run -
Oh baby I tried to hide -
And now El Satans gonna take me for a ride -
Oh baby I tried to run -
Oh baby I tied to flee -
You know El Satan's gonna be the end of me -

Well, I ain't got it good -
I got it bad in fact -
In fact I'm fucked up -
Goddamn Satans on my back -
Oh, I was tired of being -
Satans little whore -
And now I'm dead -
I got no Satans at my door -

Oh baby I tried to run -
Oh baby I tried to hide -
And now El Satan's gonna take me for a ride -
Oh baby I tried to run -
Oh baby I tied to plea -
You know El Satan's gonna be the end of me -

Well, I ain't got it good -
I got it bad in fact -
In fact I'm fucked up -
Goddamn Satans on my back -
Oh, I was tired of being -
Satans little whore -
And now I'm dead -
I got no saviors at my door -

Try to hide -
Live to ride -back to top
Hobbit Motherfuckers
Ethnic hair styles
Sloppy male hippies
Retro punks
People with thick glasses
Glorifying serial killers
Hobbit motherfuckers
No guts
No glory
No riot

ARGH
YAGH
I've had enough
My generation sucks
AUCK
YAGH
I agree
My generation sucks

Cyber idiots with pierced scrotums
Copulating
With animals
In cars
Parked ouside the rave party
Not enough war
Not enough famine
Not enough suffering
Not enough natural selection

ARGH
YAGH
That's what I say
My generation sucks
AUCK
YAGH
I've had enough
My generation sucksback to top
Sailor Man
Oh so handsome
Oh so strong
Tell me stories of distant shores
All night long
I shiver all over
When I see your lovly tan
And I can tell by your clear blue eyes
Your a sailor man

Oh sailor man
From polar land
Oh sailor man
Come take my hand
Oh sailor man - Take me along
Show me the porta-prince and Hong Kong

Oh sailor man
I sure hope you don't drown
I'd rather have you showing me Cape Town
You know your to New York, New York
Where we can go to bars
A strong blonde handsome sailor
Norwegians call you Lars

Oh sailor man
From polar land
Oh sailor man
Come take my hand
Oh sailor man
I'd gladly die
To see the ports of Rostock and Shanghai

Sailor Man
Oh, sailor man
Please take my hand
Oh tender sailor manback to top
Turbonegro Hate the Kids
Nothing but a lepton -
With no reason to exist -
Not even worth my hate -
On the bottom of my list -

I hate the kids -
They got no right to live -
Lowest form of life -
They go no right to live -

They make me mad -
And I'll tell you why -
They're skateboard fags -
Why don't they just die -

Worthless beings -
Snotty fools -
Pathetic microbes -
Thinking they're so cool -
Think they're so cool -

Just worthless insects -
Genetic debris -
Exterminate all bugs -
With agent Zyklon B -
Oh please -

I hate the kids -
I hate their clothes -
I hate their stupid looks -
When I play my rock-n-roll -

And I won't rest -
Until the judgment day -
Then we'll see who's best -
Just mark the words I say -

*Calling a judge-
Destroyer of worlds -
Kill all fools -
Thinking they're are so cool -
Thinking they're are so cool -
Thinking they're are so cool -
C'mon -

I hate - hate the kids -
They're not cool -
I hate - hate the kids -
Get back to school -
I hate - hate the kids -
Skateboard maggot -
I hate - hate the kids -
Virus faggot -
I hate - hate the kids -
Suck my asshole -
I hate - hate the kids -
Destroyer of worlds -
I hate the kids -back to top
Imorgen Skal Eg Daue
[Intro (Spoken):]

Yeah!
Why do American punk-rock boys always go out with the American new-wave hooker
girls?
I don't know!
I don't like it!
I come from Norway and we don't like punk-rockers going out with the little
bullshit new-wave hooker girls
We are going to teach you all a lesson
In Norway punk-rockers go out with punk-rock girls or telephone hookers,
unless...they go out with themselves and do homosexual activity
This is a Norwegian folk song from Bergen, Bergen-Belsen, it is called
"Tomorrow I'll Be Dead Because I Went Out with a New-Wave Girl Even Though I
Was a Norwegian Punk-Rocker!!!"
Here we go with the song...
--

I morgen skal eg daue
Det blir min siste dag
Daue, daue, fy faen!!

I morgen skal eg daue
Daue med sang
Daue, daue, fy faen!!

DAUE!!!
FY FAEN!!
DAUE!!!
FY FAEN!!
DAUE!!
FY FAEN!!
DAUE!!
FY FAEN!!

I morgen skal eg daue
Eg er en gammel mann
Daue, daue, fy faen!!

I morgen skal eg daue
Eg drar til (?) land
Daue, daue, fy faen!!

DAUE!!!
FY FAEN!!
DAUE!!!
FY FAEN!!
DAUE!!
FY FAEN!!
DAUE!!
FY FAEN!!

I morgen skal eg daue
Det blir min siste dag
Daue, daue, fy faen!!

I morgen skal eg daue
Daue med sang
Daue, daue, fy FAEN!!!back to top
Raggare Is a Bunch of Motherfuckers
Raggare [4x] -

Raggare is a bunch -
Raggare is a bunch, bunch, bunch -
A bunch of motherfuckers -
A bunch of motherfuckers -

Raggare is a gang of freaks -
Who always beats the geeks -
Going around -
In their big American cars -
Think they are owners of the town -
But they're not -
They are nothing -
Nothing, nothing, nothing but animals -
Monkey - donkey - kangaroo -
They've got no -
No, no, no - no, no, no -
No IQ -

They are nothing -
Nothing, nothing, nothing but animals -
Fucking animals -

Raggare [4x] -

Raggare is a bunch -
Raggare is a bunch, bunch, bunch -
A bunch of motherfuckers -
A bunch of motherfuckers -

The only thing they do all day -
Fight, fight, fight - fight, fight, fight -
Why, why, why - why, why, why -
Why don't someone do something against them -

No one dares - The cops are scared - [8x] -back to top
Young Boys Feet
Went to the shoe store
Lookin' to meet
Some young boy witha pair of nice feet
He's fourteen (and I'm looking for work)
Shoe store job
I need it! (I need it!)

Those shoes are hot
And I'm hot too
Lickin' those feet in the back room
Those feet really turn me on
Hey, Mom and Dad, there ain't nothing wrong!

Gimme your sister!
I want her feet too
Give me your kids
Just take off their shoes
those feet really turn me on
Hey, motherfucker, there ain't nothing wrong!

Young boys' feet
I'm greedy! (I'm greedy!)back to top
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