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Turbonegro lyrics

Album: Darkness Forever! Between the Lines in Hamburg and Oslo! [2000]

Tracks20
 01  Age of Pamparius
 02  Back to Dungaree High
 03  Get It On
 04  Just Flesh
 05  Don't Say Motherfucker, Motherfucker
 06  Midnight Nambla
 07  Sailor Man
 08  Rendezvous With Anus
 09  Are You Ready (For Some Darkness)
 10  Selfdestructo Bust
 11  Rock Against Ass
 12  Prince of the Rodeo
 13  Monkey on Your Back
 14  Denim Demon
 15  I Got Erection
 16  Bad Mongo
 17  Zillion Dollar Sadist
 18  Death Time
 19  Hobbit Motherfuckers
 20  Good Head
all Turbonegro lyrics



Age of Pamparius
The age of Pamparius
From the ashes of this golden age of confusion,
the denim recruits came to be
known as the apocalypse dudes.

So you think you had an Opera
So you think you had a Napoli
So you think you had a decent pizza
Well not like this

You got nothing to lose at Pamparius

So you think you had a calzone
So you thought you could make your own
So you thought you could take it home
Well not like this

You got nothing to lose at Pamparius
gonna wear them happy shoes tonight
You got nothing to lose at Pamparius
Gonna bake a motherfucking pizza tonight

Apocalypse dudes got nothing to lose
Gonna stomp some teenage ass tonight
Apocalypse dudes got nothing to lose
Gonna bake some motherfucking magic tonightback to top
Back to Dungaree High
I didn't mean to turn you on
just wanna dance and sing my song
Clocking in, clocking out
no I don't mind it at all
Me and the danger dudes
were on the news
so just don't bother to call
it's just a way to stay alive, boy
it's such a trip just to survive
So it's back, back to dungaree high
just to get by, back to dungaree high
just a great big boy -
with a teeny-weeny alibi
Just a soul on ice
With a mirror and a blade
and a pocket full of mice
Cheap thrills done and the dirt cheap ants
'cause I got a headache in my pants
Throb throb
It's just a way to stay alive, boy
It's such a trip just to survive
So it's back, back to dungaree high
just a great big boy -
with a teeny-weeny alibi
It's just a way to stay alive, boy
It's such a trip just to survive, boyback to top
Get It On
Gimme friction baby, and i like it
Gimme friction baby, and i like it
Gimme deathpunk baby, and i like it
Gimme deathpunk baby, and i like it, love it
Get it on. Right on.

Gimme shiny beast, and i like it
Gimme shiny beast, and i like it, love it
Gimme teen machine, and i like it yes i do
So young, firm and clean, and i like it, love it
Get it on. Right on.
What do you want?
I wanna get it on
Right on.back to top
Just Flesh
Once upon a time -
I thought that I'd go far -
Pictured myself -
Getting blowed in a company car -
But now those days are over -
And the well is dry -
I sit around getting high -
Contemplating suicide -

And now some people wonder -
What's the matter with me -
Why I've started wearing diapers -
At the age of 23 -
Because -
Tonight those days are over -
And the well is dry -
I'd go for the meat and potatoes -
But I ain't got the time -

So come on baby - spank my ass -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Penetrate me with broken glass -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Baby make it hurt - baby make it last -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
It's just flesh - and nothing else -

Let's face the facts -
My fate is sealed -
Leather straps tight around my flesh -
Down on my hands and knees -
Now I face the final curtain -
I guess I had to learn -
Every inch of flesh is hurting -
Feel my ass - it burns! -

So come on baby - stomp my face -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Feces war in a sexual haze -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Come on baby - spank my ass -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Penetrate me with broken glass -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Baby make it hurt - baby make it last -
C'mon - It's just flesh, just flesh -
Satan laughing spreads his wings -
It's just flesh, just flesh -
It's just flesh, just flesh -
It's just flesh - there's nothing else -back to top
Don't Say Motherfucker, Motherfucker
Don't need no budget boob
Don't need no funky lube
You wanna deal? I wanna snitch
Such a wild-ass bitch
but you can't touch this
So, don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't wipe your sole on the curb
Li'l puppy needs a guiding hand
to rub your face in the turd
Don't need no vintage tits
Don't need no tight ass lips
You wanna thrill? You gotta learn
Better step back as the deathpunk burns
They say that rats ain't got no friends
They say that stink will never end
Gimme that dirty food
Gimme that angel's lude
You wanna rock? You gotta roll
Washing your gold in a toilet bowl.
So, don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't wipe your sole on the curb
Li'l puppy needs a guiding hand
to rub your face in the turd
Don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't spend it all in one place
Li'l puppy need a helping foot
To kick the sand in your face
Just don't say itback to top
Midnight Nambla
I am the midnight NAMBLA -
I am the two inch gambler -

The fondler of the nobbler -
The Nemesis of the toddler -
I look just like your father but I am -
The midnight NAMBLA -

I am the baby snake handler -
I am the nude pube bangler -
The dark fandangler -

The fondler of the nobbler -
The nemesis of the toddler -
I look just like your father but I am -
The midnight NAMBLA -

That's what I am -
I'm a nambling man -
I am gonna namble your asshole -
Tonight -back to top
Sailor Man
Oh so handsome
Oh so strong
Tell me stories of distant shores
All night long
I shiver all over
When I see your lovly tan
And I can tell by your clear blue eyes
Your a sailor man

Oh sailor man
From polar land
Oh sailor man
Come take my hand
Oh sailor man - Take me along
Show me the porta-prince and Hong Kong

Oh sailor man
I sure hope you don't drown
I'd rather have you showing me Cape Town
You know your to New York, New York
Where we can go to bars
A strong blonde handsome sailor
Norwegians call you Lars

Oh sailor man
From polar land
Oh sailor man
Come take my hand
Oh sailor man
I'd gladly die
To see the ports of Rostock and Shanghai

Sailor Man
Oh, sailor man
Please take my hand
Oh tender sailor manback to top
Rendezvous With Anus
Band- Turbonegro
Song- Rendezvous with anus
Album- Apocalypse Dudes
iain_is_hungry@hotmail.co.uk

Walk the streets, what do I see
Shit on legs approaching me
Alright I really want it
Oh yeah I gotta have it

Come on baby and dance again
Jerk that head and be my friend
Merging zeus and spartacus
In ren-ren-ren-ren- rendezvous with anus

B.O.S. buns of steel
Spandex ass to make me kneel
Gonna give you electric shock
Gonna give you electric rock

Come on baby and dance again
Jerk that head and be my friend
Merging zeus and spartacus
In ren-ren-ren-ren- rendezvous with anus

Looking good and feeling clean
Classic buttocks on the scene
Cars go by theyíre out of luck
Eyeball ass- eyeball stuck

Come on baby and dance again
Jerk that head and be my friend
Merging zeus and spartacus
In ren-ren-ren-ren- rendezvous with anus
With anus
Anus, Anusback to top
Are You Ready (For Some Darkness)
are you ready for some fun?
Do you wanna touch the night tonight
or do you want to grab your hat and run?

Are you ready for some action
are you ready for the void?
Do you wanna lose your mind tonight
do you wanna be a denim boy?

Are you ready for the nighttime
are you ready for the booth?
Do you wanna suck the goat tonight
and taste some outer space truth?

Are you ready to be punished
are you ready for some good oid pain?
Do you wanna belt it out tonight
and do you want the night to stay?

Or is it way to much?
Too much for you to touch?
You want it, you got it
But do you have the guts?

So come on Ė gimme a kiss
But don`t gimme no lip
You saw it Ė you bought it
But you never paid for this

Are you ready for some darkness
are you ready for the show?
Do you wanna feel the heat tonight
or do you wanna hit the road?
Do you really wanna get it
or do you wanna shut the door?
Do you really wanna call it a day
or do you want some more?

Are you ready for the panther
are youÖare you ready for the light?
Do you wanna buzz the buzz again
And are youÖare you ready for the fight?

Are you ready? Yes, I`m ready.back to top
Selfdestructo Bust
Band- turbonegro
song- selfdestructo bust
album- apocalyse dudes
iain_is_hungry@hotmail.co.uk

I ainít no architect
Ainít got the intellect

I gotta get away,
My time will fade away
Im gonna spend it in the dust
Yes its true
I gotta selfdestructo bust.

I ainít no fireman
I lost it in the can

I gotta get away,
My time will fade away
Im gonna spend it in the dust
Yes its true
I gotta selfdestructo bust.

I got a steal machine
I got a mongoís dream

I gotta get away,
My time will fade away
Im gonna spend it in the dust
Yes its true
I gotta selfdestructo bust.

I gotta get away
My time will fade away
Iím gonna spend it in the dust
I gotta seldestructo bust
Ainít gonna ride that yellow bus
I gotta seldestructo bust

Selfdestructo, I gotta seldestructo bust.back to top
Rock Against Ass
Band- turbonegro
song- Rock Against Ass
album- apocalyse dudes
iain_is_hungry@hotmail.co.uk


It took a while but now itís back
Back from the lab-itís in my hat
So you better run home
Get on the motherfucking phone
Itís time to rock against ass, so
Pick up the motherfucking stone

Well Iím not in a hurry, no I ainít in a rush
That rock is such a gift so make it last
No im not in a hurry
But that ride is such a blast
I said Lord take me downtown
Ďcause itís so rock against ass
so you better think fast
So you better get back

I had no choice-I cut the leash
You canít control that rocky beast
So you better run home
Get on the motherfucking phone
Itís time to rock against ass, so
Pick up the motherfucking stone

Well Iím not in a hurry, no I ainít in a rush
That rock is such a gift so make it last
No im not in a hurry
But that ride is such a blast
I said Lord take me downtown
Ďcause itís so rock against ass
so you better think fast
So you better get backback to top
Prince of the Rodeo
I love this song!
MOTORHEAD RULE!!
Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hi-ridin` daddy-o
Spur-hump heyho let's go
Fornicator of the lasso
Sperminator of the asshole
Prince of the rodeo
Shoot the chute
Pull the flute
I`m back in the saddle-
the world's most promising cowboy

Low-ridin` daddy-o
Sexy denim romeo
Rhinestone homo rock `n roll
Buns of steel geronimo
Prince of the rodeo
Jerk theat calf
Half-n-half
I'm back in the saddle-
the world's most progressive cowboy

And don't forget the clown

I'm ridin high, I'm ridin` low
Prince of the rodeo.back to top
Monkey on Your Back
You say the monkey is unclean
You say the monkey is obscene
I've seen the monkey and his deeds
I tell you brother, set him free
You paint it white, I'll paint it black
I'll be the monkey on your back
You claim the monkey made you fall
You claim the monkey shaved your balls
I dig the monkey and his scene
I met that mother in a dreamback to top
Denim Demon
I tried to be part of the scene -
Bought all the records and magazines -
But all the kids they put me down -
laughed and said I was a clown -
Said they didn't want me around -
Made me feel so all alone -

But now I'm back with a bang -
I've got my own leather gang -
And all of them are men -
And denim's back again -

And I am - And I am -
I am a denim demon -
Got my own congregation -
I am a saint for seamen -
And I am - And I am -
I am a denim demon -
You've got my penis steaming -
And your asshole screaming : HELP! -

The day is black, the night is white -
The disco sun it shines so bright -
Protruding buttocks left and right -
I draw my sword prepared for fight -
The stench of piss reveals your fright -
Your asshole is in for a ride -

But now I'm back with a bang -
I've got my own leather gang -
And all of them are men -
And denim's back again -

And I am - And I am -
I am a denim demon -
Got my own congregation -
I am a saint for seamen -
And I am - And I am -
I am a denim demon -
I've got my penis steaming -
And your asshole screaming : HELP! -

Outside of society - Good Head ! Good Head ! - [4x] -

OUTSIDE -back to top
I Got Erection
[INTRO]
YAH! OOOOH!

[VERSE1]
Everytime I walk down the street (erection)
I see a woman that I'd like to beat (erection)
I think of blood I think of love (erection)
I think of blood I think of love (ERECTION)

[CHORUS]
Oooooh Ooohooou! I got erection!
Oooooh Ooohooou! I got erection!

[VERSE2]
When I set a house on fire (erection)
Once a liver, now she's a dier (erection)
When I dig a hole in the ground (erection)
And when I hear that punk-rock sound (ERECTION) (punk-rock/death-punk
I've heard both live)
[CHORUS]
Oooooh Ooohooou! I got erection!
Oooooh Ooohooou! I got erection!
Oooooh Ooohooou! I got erection!
Oooooh Ooohooou! I got erection!

[OUTRO]
Erection
Erection
Erection
ERECTIONback to top
Bad Mongo
He's been waiting for so long -
Singing that same old institution song -
A humanoid shape in the dense of night -
Bad Mongo got a very big knife -

Run back home and lock the door -
The streets ain't safe no more -
Wild eyes and a dribbling tongue -
He likes murder and he likes wrong -

Bad Mongo - gonna kick you in the face -
Bad Mongo - gonna schtompf you in the eye -
Bad Mongo - gonna make you crawl and beg -
Before he makes you die -

A 'fuck the world' tattoo on his arm -
Thee Iron Cross is his lucky charm -
From the institution with an axe in his hand -
A genetic nightmare -
It's the Bad Mongo man -

Run back home and lock the door -
The streets ain't safe no more -
Wild eyes and a dribbling tongue -
He likes murder and he likes wrong -

Bad mongo - gonna kick you in the face -
Bad mongo - gonna schtompf you in the eye -
Bad mongo - gonna make you crawl and beg -
Before he makes you die -

Bad mongo - is gonna stab you in the foot -
Bad mongo - he's gonna kill you in the face -
Bad mongo - is gonna destroy -
Bad mongo - the human race -
Bad Mongo -back to top
Zillion Dollar Sadist
I used to be such a welfare stoner
I used to be such a twilight zoner
I used to be such a moneybumming boozer
I used to be such a masochistic schmoozer
But now I'm worldwide-
you know that I made it
I'm above the law -
I'm the zillion dollar sadist
What do you want for nothing baby
What do you for free
I tell you what you need,
it's some Hanky-action baby
I wanna hear you scream in denim ecstasy
But now I'm worldwide-
you know that I made it
I'm above the law -
I'm the zillion dollar sadist
take it to the bridge
I promise fun
To all and everyone
no questions asked
it's gonna be great
a new dimension of joy
Do anything you wanna do.back to top
Death Time
Shaking hands with Morrissey -
Sucking cock in East Africa -
Ask a lesbian for a fuck -
Take a shower in...Auschwitz -

And it's gonna happen to you -

Complaining about a drug deal at Jolly's pub -
Driving really fast in a car -
Scuba diving in a hippies tub -
Take a shower in...Auschwitz -

And it's gonna happen to you baby -
It could happen to your child -
You could have the same experience -back to top
Hobbit Motherfuckers
Ethnic hair styles
Sloppy male hippies
Retro punks
People with thick glasses
Glorifying serial killers
Hobbit motherfuckers
No guts
No glory
No riot

ARGH
YAGH
I've had enough
My generation sucks
AUCK
YAGH
I agree
My generation sucks

Cyber idiots with pierced scrotums
Copulating
With animals
In cars
Parked ouside the rave party
Not enough war
Not enough famine
Not enough suffering
Not enough natural selection

ARGH
YAGH
That's what I say
My generation sucks
AUCK
YAGH
I've had enough
My generation sucksback to top
Good Head
Sweeping floors at the mill all day
Dropped out of school just to get away
I'm just a kid but I'll soon be dead
And all I want is some good head
Flipping pizzas on a Saturday night
classy asses to the left and right
have you ever been laid, she said
Fuck you. I'd rather have some good headback to top
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