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Wheatus lyrics

Album: Suck Fony [2005]

Tracks12
 01  The Deck
 02  Lemonade
 03 Hit Me With Your Best Shot
 04  Anyway
 05  Freak On
 06  William McGovern
 07  American in Amsterdam
 08  Fair Weather Friend
 09  Randall
 10  Whole Amoeba
 11  The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me
 12 Dynomite Satchel of Pain
all Wheatus lyrics



The Deck
She stands on the deck hear,
To watch all the landslides,
She's waiting for myrtle,
Can't wait 'til she drives by,
She's focused on football,
Making her plants grow,
You'd think he'd have noticed,
Become what she needs,

Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,

I'll marry a nice man,
And move out to Northport,
And sell my camero,
To live in a white house,
And have my twa corbies,
And make up some cut lips,
I'll live in a white house,
I am Susie Brown,

Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,

Now I'm not a DJ,
I play one in real life,
You've heard all my records,
The hits cut like steak knives,
Role out the red carpet,
Like leaves through the winter,
Now I'm not a DJ,
I'd sure like to be,

Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo.back to top
Lemonade
just tell me his name
just tell me you didn't get laid on our bedroom
and was it the same
just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine
do you remember the way it was when I was home
before I left you all alone

I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and its all that I can think about
since you told me that you cheated
eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and its all that I can think about
since you told me that you cheated on me

I knew that you would
I knew coz you told me in front of your family
and I did the same
so I guess that I should take half of the blame
do you remember the way it was for us
before all of the blow jobs on the bus
I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you

and its all that I can think about
since you told me that you cheated
eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and its all that I can think about
since you told me that you cheated
told me that you cheated on me
what should I care about a number
what should it matter to me
but are you out of love with no one
and now I know the end is here
coz you抳e replaced me

just tell me his name
just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
just tell me his name
just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine
just tell me his name
just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
just tell me his name
just tell me you didn抰 get laid on our bedroom
just tell me his name
just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine

tell me that you cheated
tell me that you cheated on meback to top
Anyway
Pornography!

I pretend i cant hang up the phone
coz if i do then he gets you
and ill be in this room alone
staring at the carpet
wondering how they made it
You always say i should not be afraid
im better off alone and free
coz no-one can put up with me


You and me end up in catastrophe
but i have got one more thing to add
OK so im a jerk
and im a weirdo
and even if im lucky ill amount to zero
but i thought that youd love me anyway
im so not even worth it
but baby noones perfect
and i thought that youd love me anyway, anyway..

Youre not the kind of girl who takes advice
but all that shit ur parents said's
still bouncing round inside your head
"you two will never make it"


You and me will end up in catastrophe
but i have got one more thing to add
OK so im a jerk
and im a weirdo
and even if im lucky ill amount to zero
but i thought that youd love me anyway
im so not even worth it
but baby noones perfect
and i thought that youd love me anyway, anyway...

maybe youll never play the dance hall
maybe youll never sing in harmony with me
maybe you cant rock the ac/dc
well hell still aint a bad place to be when your with me
anyway...

OK so im a jerk
and im a weirdo
and even if im luckly ill amount to zero
but i thought that youd love me anyway
im so not even worth it
but baby noones perfect
and i thought that youd love me anyway...back to top
Freak On
You think I don't see you but I do
Creepin around with yer hot pants on
And them patent leather shoes
Please forgive me baby
But I've been up here too long
Now everybody sing along so that wheatus can hear ya

Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker
Gotta do what you gotta do
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap

So I heard you've been askin for a ride
You said "take me home in your brothers jeep
To a place where we can hide"
Please forgive me baby
But I've been up here too long
Now everybody sing along so that wheatus can hear ya

Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker
Gotta do what you gotta do
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap

Don't matter who yer freakin w/ you gotta freak with wheatus first

Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker
Gotta do what you gotta do
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowapback to top
William McGovern
Here we are
Trying to locate the rainbow stream
There I go.. over and under again
He thinks he.. knows where I am without seeing me
And there I stand in the shadow
He casts behind and I am ready holding the man
You'll need and he tries not to rise again

This is the story of William McGovern
He lives undercover
Come rise
Come fall

He doesn't know it yet I feel the pain
Because we never speak cause we run away
And I think that he's bitter like me
Hey father, sing me a song about rock n' roll
And I remember led zepplin 2 in your living room
And I need to be what you would be if you were free
There I stand in the spotlight in your imagination
Brother, holding the good ole brownie
To turn nightmares from haunting him

This is the story of William McGovern
He lives undercover
Come rise
Come fall

Je doesn't know it yet I feel the pain
Because we never speak cause we run away
And I think that he's bitter like me
I think he's a little like me
I think he's a little like me
Hey father
Only the names have been changed
Hey father
Only the names have been changed
Hey father...back to top
American in Amsterdam
Its only been an hour,
But i think i feel the power.
Tell me, Where do you guys wanna go to?
Well i could go for that,
But ill need to buy a hat,
I think i saw some for sale on the small streets.

Can i play the game without a plan?
I think Pete has the map,
But tell me, whats the difference?
I do not know exactly where i am,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in...

Shannon thinks he's Jesus and he's standing inbetween us,
Preaching words that he doesnt believe.
I think that he is cracking 'cause he keeps calling me kathryn.
And hes walking round into strangers.
later on tonight hes gonna turn back into Elvis
When we kick his ass out of the sex show.

We play in a band that has no fans,
I think Pete has the map,
But tell me, whats the difference?
I do not know exactly where i am,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,

Mike prefers a quiet conversation in the pub,
But the english are pissed drunk and raging.
'Hey bono' they said,
As they threw peanuts at my head,
And said 'hey prick let us try on your glasses?'
Well i am just a dork.
But listen, i come from new york,
So i say 'hey, what are you guys irish?'

Can i play the game without a plan,
I think petes lost the map,
We dont know where were going.
I'm trying to remember who i am,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,
I'm an American in Amsterdam,back to top
Fair Weather Friend
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
And I don't care what you say,
I can tell when we play,
That you don't believe in me,
So this is how it'll end,
Like it was all just a waste of time,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
I've had enough of your alibis.

Hey Drummer boy,
Do you remember the beat,
That we played in the street,
In the faded summer time,
Hey keep me hanging one,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
What you think fair weather friend?

Hey mystery man,
Aint you the guy with the master plan?
I watch you sit on that fence,
Just like your fucking parents,
They never did like me anyway,
And no I wont be your ass,
While you go look for some greener grass,
No I can't be the fool,
Who watch you push in your stool,
And stick around just in case you fell,
Go find some other bitch to nail.

Hey Drummer boy,
Do you remember the beat,
That we played in the street,
In the faded summer time,
Hey keep me hanging one,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
What you think fair weather friend?

Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey fair weather friend.back to top
Randall
1, 2, 3, 4,

My name is Randall,
No I don't think I've met you before my friend,
I don't really know you,
But I heard your message on the answering machine,
Think it went something like this,
"Hello Randall,
Heard that you wrote a big hit,
And you're rich now,
Hope you remember the promise you made,
When I taught you everything that you know"

Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come.

My name is rock star,
Tell me aren't you sick of me yet, my friends,
Cos I am the asshole,
Who thinks that his advise is all you need to survive,
Give me the sound of the crowd,
Give me the people who know all the lyrics,
Give me the face of the kid in the front,
When he realises what the song is about.

Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Here they come.

Time to tell the truth now Randall,
Time to give it up now Randall,
Time to let us know now Randall,
Please, Randall please,

My name is Randall,
And that can be anything you want it to be,
Woo!

Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Here they come,
Here they come,
Here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come.back to top
Whole Amoeba
Bumping around in the back
In the dark I see people
Huddled around the girl
She is the one in the back of the bar with a photo
Of Nixon and Mary-Jane

A d-d-d-d-do do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do do do do
A d-d-d-d-d-do do do do, do do do do do do do do, d-d-do do do do, do do do

I am the one in the back of the bar with my hat on
And chillin with Mary-Jane
She is a chick
With no dick
And she kicks to the old school
And she gonna have a cow

It's alright it's alright it's alright it's alrite
When we're huddled around the girl
It's alright it's alright it's alrite it's alri-i-ite
When we're huddled aroud the girl
Ya-da amoeba
Just come around
And I finally found out
What it is that she's all about
And ya-da amoeba
Just come around
And I finally found out what it is
That she's all about

A d-d-d-d-do do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do do do do
A d-d-d-d-d-do do do do, do do do do do do do do, d-d-do do do do, do do do

Fuck the Police coming straight for my underwear
Young brother got it bad
Is it now

Ya-da amoeba
Just come around
And I finally found out what it is
That she wrote about
Ya-da amoeba
Just come around
And I finally found out what it is
That she wrote aboutback to top
The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me
Hey there Mr. Marlboro man, what you gonna do,
When there's nobody left but your choke smoking self to abuse?
Hey there Mr. C.E.O man, where you gonna be,
When your daughter and me hop the first cheap flight to Fiji? Or Paris?

There you go telling me how I feel again,
There you go telling me what you need again,
There you go telling me how to be again,
Just like you, aint it true?
But like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me.

Hey there Mr. Fraternity boy, what you gonna say,
When its time to admit to your family and shit that you're gay, anyway,
Hey there Mr. Head-In-The-Clouds, you know what I found?
Got the tape of the rape and that ass that you pound, how profound, pass
around,

There you go telling me how I feel again,
There you go telling me what you need again,
There you go telling me how to be again,
Just like you, aint it true?
But like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me.

Everybody Lunch,
Lunch,
Lunch,
Lunch,
Yeah everything's alright,
Leave it alone tonight,
Yeah everything's ok,
Just tell your mom you're gay,

Yeah yeah,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as strong,
As that nasty King Kong,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as strong as the song that I wrote,
Motherfucker.back to top
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