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GWAR lyrics

Album: This Toilet Earth [1994]

 01  Saddam a Go-Go
 02  Penis I See
 03  Eat Steel
 04  Jack the World
 05  Sonderkommando
 06  Bad Bad Men
 07  Pepperoni
 08  The Insidious Soliloquy of Skulhed Face
 09  Fight
 10  The Issue of Tissue (Spacecake)
 11  Pocket Pool
 12  Slap U Around
 13  Krak Down
 14  Filthy Flow
 15  The Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7
all GWAR lyrics

Saddam a Go-Go
I at the time was a communist
Lived on a collective farm
She was a part-time anarchist
Our sex went off like a bomb
Living the life of a terrorist
Looking for the man Saddam,
Who gave me a gun as Iran to the sun
If you die like a dog then you are then you are Saddam
They shall drown in their own blood!
Hail Saddam a go-go!
Going to Saddam a go-go
Everybody is there
Business of strange bed fellows
Makes you dance around like a bear Ein, Schwein, kick him in the eye
Teamed up with the Asian eye
They were the ones Who could rise with the sun
As they lived in their planes
And they died
[repeat a lot!]
How they died... Hail!
The running paper tiger chases its own tail
Hail Saddam a go-go
He was someone who was there for people like me
Hi there Saddam, loved the party
Yes they're all here with me
Bloody Saddam
Loves you always, always a kick
Bloody Saddam
Even though the smell is making me sick
As we sit on our roofs
And cheer as your scuds fall like rain
Here at the ancient ziggaraunt Saddam is presiding there
Running around with a saxophone Where is the president, where?
Here it comes, the black tornado
Let's have a cheer for Sarajevo
If you survive what falls out of his mind
You'll make the political worldback to top
Penis I See
They won't talk but still they say
You kill for kicks, you got bills to pay
Well baby I got bills to pay
Don't make me act that way?
Don't make me
Don't make me
Don't make me
Have you seen the center spread
Stitched up like a baseball head
She was dead before they raped her
Now she's in the funny paper Pity and sin
He's breaking in I am so sleepy
Please don't rape me
Me Me Penis I see
Did you ever want to be obscene
In a muerto magazine
Filled with hate you hope to ween
Fight the beast and leave the cream
Leave the scene It's so easy to be the latest atrocity
But it always seem to be a penis that I see
You'd be surprised to discover
My level of empathy I've gone from prey to victim
Penis in me
Splattered face mouths wordless whys
Fingerprints are on the eyes
In a box out back I kept her
Plugged her stinking where I left her
That's where I kept herback to top
Eat Steel
[Sang by Beefcake The Mighty]
I see you coming a mile away I will not listen to a word you say
Look into my cold, dark eyes I will never apologize
And you will...
[Chorus]back to top
Jack the World
Rid yourself of all the worthless crap in which you wallow
Here's an iron fist of death for you to swallow
Undead from Antarctia, the signals pumping free
C'mon lets wake the maggot up, it's on
Slave Pit TV
You might sleep on concrete slabs, or be a blithering bohab
Yet your growth is exponential if you consume excremental
Pay to Play
Every single day
You feel your brain cells
Melt away
The appalling calling
Why don't you go away?
We'll jack your world!
Now your in the maggot chamber, corpses fill the charnel manger
Toilets pointing underground, can't forget the sloppy sound
Jack jack the world [x3]
I wanna suck like lovers do I wanna lose a
Grammy too I wanna kick the teeth outta youback to top
And blundering brightly through the night
Astride the thunderous, flaming trident bike
The choked back years of jeers
Flashing forceful through their peers
Inflicting beastly cheesy beaver bite
What would you do?
You'd do your job
Sonderkommando King for a day
Naked infants left alone
Syntho-nipple, pit of stone
Ravaged in an inane grip
Chewing chicken from the lip
Those that survived found a place
With the elders of the race
Tossed upon the heaving brine
Spreading hatred to mankind
Maggot palace, rod of bone
Slave to fetid underloam
Who gibbers at the
Nauseater Fudge-packed, dimple fecal leaper
[chorus]back to top
Bad Bad Men
Billy was and orphan,
Tommy was a whore
Poe got drunk in Baltimore
Getting drunk and shooting guns was all he ever had
Could it be that's what made our boy so bad
Bad bad men and they're coming to town (Bad men)
They shot a man just for snoring to load Billy the kid, Jesse James..
The jail is wide open and the towns in flames
Sneaking in the back door, hiding in the night
Capering with corpses in the dank moonlight
They started robbing banks, then cattle mutilation
Now his offsprings terrorize the nation Billy got drunk,
Bull got even Bull went belly-up and joined up with the G-men
Piece of meat in the street, torn apart in the town
By the inflatable hands of a sinister clown
Bad bad men and they're coming to town (Bad men)
Shot a man just for snoring too damn loud Robert DeNiro, when he's a hero
Bring on the anti-hero, my zero-hero
Hearts full of anger, hearts full of fear Billy looked up from the bed and said,
"I'm walking outta here"
It's a new religion, carnival of crime
Doomed to repetition, with it we mark time I feel jacked up, drinking my 4-O
Blew your face to the bumper
And then I just said,
"Yo" It's a new religion, carnival of sleaze
Drag you up that dusty road and leave you creaking in the breezeback to top
You say that you want some pepperoni I'll give you a fistful of my pepperoni
You say that you want some ramajama I said I'd treat'cha
If I meet'cha in the bathroom
White Boy! White Boy! White Boy! [etc...]
We go to the mansion every
Friday night In the masters chambers with the governors wife
He came on in with a big 'ole carving knife I was running down the street,
I was running for my life
That white funk ain't got no soul
White boy pussy ain't got no hole
That white boy's addicted to crack
Pearly white needs bloody, bloody back
In..Out..In..Out..In..Out...White Boy!back to top
The Insidious Soliloquy of Skulhed Face
How inquisitive, and delighting
you've inquired who the hell I am..

Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate
Upon the state of my most great
and perfect plan

I am he who has been him back when man
Swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes
I am he who has been her as she once
Bled the world with the words of psychotic fate

While GWAR slept I kept their minds content
To give their flesh consent to my
Ever loving seed

Undying research has given to death, rebirth
The tools of urber science to fight
Most faceless enemies

Who do you think your up against?
Some chaotic stupidity
I'll show you conflict management
With my extensive Supergeniosity

Inventions of my secret lab
The Homogenizer
It studies the species Bohad
Homo cum sum a tor
What is it that makes the ideal man?
Bravado? Machismo?
Is it something secreted from the gland?
It's called Jizmogloben

If death, to you is a bore
And life just seems to lack
Consider becoming a whore
To the lesson of the past

The end of all time after time after time
Has left the world wanting for new hopes and fears
I have produced a new product line
With cryptic truth too horrible to hear

I've got the guts to face Skulhed
We've got the guts to face Skulhed
We've got the guts...

Words that healed. Legend that have taught
Oral traditions both fought for and lost
Secrets of success. Shouts filled with hate
Documents declaring freedoms of state

I bleed humanity's figurines of history
I weave travesties tapestries of infamy
But I can't deny it always as such
Oh no, nada, nein, non, nyet, nix, not!
Pathetically beautiful I was once then
Ruled peaceful planets, sublime, before sin

It's so easy to not see
The obvious enemies
To put your problems on
I've been sick of it all along
Now the ultimate morph into
Powers that will dwarf
The sum of every nation
And all known information

If you can't stand it the way I have planned it
I'll export you off the Earth, sell ya for all your worth
Then your enemy will have a face - traitor of the human race
As your shipped off to the innermost reaches of outer space

Yes! The best I possibly can be
Applause for me. The insidiously
`live` spelt backwards
Skulhedfaceback to top
[Sang by Beefcake The Mighty]
[Bass by Oderus]
Cruising through town, slack-jawed tongue out
You're a moron
Turn on the radio.
Fire up that dim bulb And let some coke fuck piss into your ear
Hit'em with a left
Hit'em with a right
Hit'em with a left
Now fight fight fight [x2]
This is a white world and yeah it sucks
Sheep-fucking turd-kicking sow-sucking
Rednecks make me sick making hate babies
And worrying to death what I do with my dick
[Chorus]back to top
The Issue of Tissue (Spacecake)
Unblinking, unseeing, trapped in your being
The issue of tissue, but that's just not the issue
Strapped up and stinking, what were you thinking?
Led you where?
Who knew? Two?
Scarcely matters..
And if you go this will be the last time
Tell me what it's like to die
Cloven cliffs is on the lever
Locked away and lost forever
We came down and saw you, want to ball you
Pleasantly paralyzed, there's light enough for you eyes
To focus and chiefly, to say that you could be me
Trussed up to pray, take him away You, you, all because of you...
Blocks and blocks of mortal man Single coil means just what when
You're feeding on a million souls
We have come to take control
Blocks and blocks and yes you bet
We have come to make you wet
Feeding on a million souls
We have come to take controlback to top
Pocket Pool
Little Flopsy flaps around.
He flaps on up and flaps on down.
He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown.
Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you do these things,
Flopsy baby your going to take a nap
Birdies know
Rivers flow
Doggy always go
Your playin' pocket pool (that's right) pocket everyday
When you got the pool in pocket it's always that way
Pig-dick sandwich porcu-butt pie
Slup it up with yer black eye bride
Got them Rocky Mountain oysters on the side...back to top
Slap U Around
I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit I treat you like shit!
You love it
Smack you right in the face now baby, just to show you I care
And then I kick you pregnant ass right down the stairs
Slap slap slap
U around
Slap slap slap
U around
Slap slap slap
U around
All day.. All day,
every fucking day I pay the doctor bills baby,
so I'll break what I want I spend all my money in a fucking restaurant
I let you live in my house now woman,
I take you out on the town I want some payback now woman,
I get to slap you around
Slap slap slap
U around
Slap slap slap
U around
Slap slap slap
U aroundback to top
Krak Down
Krak down!
Your melted essence is my tool
And I appropriate your nugget jewel
Chemically wrap around aroma
In the bathtub in a coma
Getting drunk with
Earth's elite
They wanna peel the skin off my feet
Mold me, fold me, keep me silent I get drunk, I get violent
I fill the pipe up
This is a Krak Down
I called up every pimp I know I fucked my life up
This is a Krak Down
I call for toxic overthrow
Fall out of the rent-a-car
Go and vomit on the ground
There's the one who acts so pissed off
Think I'll go and cunt my dick off
They run from me I charge at sluts I knock them down
Stomp out their guts
Tastefully arrange the piles soaked in phlegm
And Bathed in bile
Building, burning, cops all scatter
Big fat ass is on the platter
You eyes are floating in my cup
Fuck your corpse
And get raped upback to top
Filthy Flow
Well I been following the filthy flow
Cause filth's the only way I'll ever know
You look at me and you start to laugh
You won't laugh when your cut in half I laugh at you as I cut you down
Cause you the only game in town
I look at you
I laugh at you
I look at you
I laugh at you
Well I been following the filthy flow
The filthy flow, the filthy flow, oh, oh
Filthy [x 10]
And everyday I walk across the road
A bag of shit and a cup of joe
I'm thinking about all the money
I owe
I laugh at you as
I cut you up
You think your such a cute pup
I am dirt and dirt is me
Never felt so goddamn filthy I am dirt, me.
You can't hurt me
There is strength in being filthy
For when we have destroyed your Earth
There will be nothing left but dirt
Filthy feeling sends me reeling
Bloody footprints on the ceilingback to top
The Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7
[Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of Death]
Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink -
a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs
And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures
Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...
At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion
aboard a planetary infection barge,
attempting to obey a host of confusing orders,
but mostly satisfying only our lust for slaughter ravingly drunk half the time,
I only realized a battle had started
when I heard the roar of the fleets plasma bombardment.
Piling into our armored assault pods we began our descent
to the planets pulverized surface.
We were met by a flight of primitive interceptors
which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear hatred,
flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere below.
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 On the horizon was the blazing outlines
of a bombed city, the outlying areas dotted with flaming craters
and fleeing refuges I vomited out the window and led our battalion
on a blazing attack on the non-combatants pulpifying their flesh
in a rain of sulfuric plasma burst.
The mass mutilation of a world ensued,
with those not being fit for slave labor being herded
into gigantic flaming pits.
We laughed as several thousand years
of cultural development were wiped out
in a single blundering instant.
Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes
Captives fill the breeding hive
Desecrate their sovereign world
Bloated, bloody, drunken churl
Cultures crumble, races die
Stench of midgets fill the sky
Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch
Pretty soon we'll break for lunch
Later, as we flew through deep space
Ritually disemboweling our victims
The navigator informed us that we
Attacked the wrong planet.
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7back to top
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