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NoFX lyrics

Album: Ribbed [1991]

 01  Green Corn
 02  The Moron Brothers
 03  Showerdays
 04  Food, Sex & Ewe
 05  Just The Flu
 06  El Lay
 07  New Boobs
 08  Cheese
 09  Where's My Slice
 10  Together On The Sand
 11  Nowhere
 12  Brain Constipation
 13  Gonoherpasyphlaids
 14  I Don't Want You Around
 15  The Malachi Crunch
all NoFX lyrics

Green Corn
Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't

Wanna go

Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do

And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna


I close my eyes and go to sleep

Tully, baby, you're trapped behind your golden bars

I'm the prince of poverty hangin' out in bars

Your life's a mercedes, a mansion with a pool

My life's on a bus stop just waiting for some fuel

Your obviousness disgusts me I see thru your macho


I'll fight everything you stand for

There's something in your purse baby, my head is

Getting sore

Maybe what we had was just green cornback to top
The Moron Brothers
Talking about the moron bros', tattooed fingers,

Tattooed toes

They're idiots, losers, they're scum

Taking advantage of everyone

You're a dog, they're your fleas

Doing everything they can to spread disease

They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs

Leave with you microscopic bugs

Their company is something you won't miss

When your icetrays are filled with piss

They are the moron brothers

Don't get along with others

They'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich

They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't


Do do do do do do do do da do do do do etc.

They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed

Tabasco's in your mouth,

There's mustard up your nose

When your head is shaved you'll think the worst has


Just try to move your leg

They've put you in a cast

They are the moron brothers

Don't get along with others

They may not go down in history

But they'll go down on your sisterback to top
In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy

My girlfriend tells me that
It's time to take a bath
I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"

Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
That's not the way I do it
Do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't want to do it
Do it do it

It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them

It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate themback to top
Food, Sex & Ewe
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me

I'd rather watch 10 hours of t.v.

But since I can't I'll think of food

I'll think of sex

I'll think of music

And I'll think of you

I'd rather have a cold one by the sea

I'd rather have you sitting on top o'me

But since I'm here and you're so far away

I'll read about zaphod beeblebrox

As I pass the day, hey

I'd rather not spend my whole night driving

I'd rather not be on so much caffeine

But since you're in bed and I'm sleeping

On some floor

I'll think of you and I'll wish that I was homeback to top
Just The Flu
Looking back to the past,

Predictions of the end

Unseen ultra violet rays

Are beating on my head

Nuclear threat wanna bet will be our demise

The day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skies

When the news had spread, that soon we'd all be


Well it just blew our minds

No one could have guessed that our worst fears at


Figments of our time

So it seems that our dreams will never come to be

How could such a stupid thing destroy humanity?

A few weeks till extinction and there's nothing we can


A message sent to other worlds will say, it was just the flu

There's no lesson to be learned

There's no one left to learn itback to top
El Lay
Get out of my way,

Can't you see I'm from l.a.?

Yeah, I met slash, I've got a rose tattoo

I bet I know way more people than you

I just love this town,

My girlfriend 84 pounds

Met her at the cathouse where I get in for free

She pays the rent while I watch t.v.

When we go out tonight,

Gotta get my hair just right

Tight black pants and blue suede shoes

I'll get my picture in rock city news

Gotta get those flyers out,

Might meet a talent scout

And he will talk contracts with me

My fame and fortune and mtvback to top
New Boobs
Something is lacking, I'm not attracting

My boobs are not as big as I want them to be

I want 36d

I'm not receiving enuff affection

Gonna get me a silicon injection

And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man

When I need is cosmetic surgery

Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption

Who needs to diet when liposuction

Is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection

I most certainly will cause an erection

Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate

Guys I meet ejaculate

Then leave through the door,

I can't take anymoreback to top
It's been a long time

Now it's time to get your bubble burst

Things are bad enough in this world

Why do you have to make them worse?

Day after day, you just gotta get itback to top
Where's My Slice
So sick and tired of your bitching and complaining

So long you've been oppressed while others lives are


Want reparations, you're needy and deserving

Can't understand why some are served while you're

Doing the serving

Anything but responsibility

Where's my slice?

I want more than equal rights

I want everything for free!

You waste your time concerned with what others are


You want a revolution to start the tables turning

A demonstration to make a better nation

We'll spend the day protesting all the problems that

We're facing

Anything but face reality

Where's my slice...

Your brilliant theory

How the world owes you a living

You'll take away from others

The things they should be giving

They own the pie and you want your share

Whoever told you life was fair?

You were dealt your hand - now play it

Where's my slice...back to top
Together On The Sand
Together on the sand,

We walked hand in hand

On the beachfront, she smiled at me

As she tightly held my hand

I had my finger up her...

Country music played on the radio

So I turned it off and we walked down

To the water, as she grabbed on to my honker

A wave swept us awayback to top
(written in july 1989)

You can't believe the things you see and read

The soviet threat

Our pseudo enemy

What's scaring me?

Our foreign policy

To make the world safe for business

Call it democracy

Our human nature, it's all the same

We spend our lives in the pursuit of happiness

So stop the hate, open the iron gate

It's our destiny to make the cold war history

You think I give a shit

If you're a socialist

If you're a capitalist

We've all got to exist

On this planet with nowhere to run

The millions of brainwashed must open their eyes

We are one

With us over here and them over there

Barbed wire borders are going nowhereback to top
Brain Constipation
Somebody hear me, somebody listen to me

Am I alone in this world

Is there anyone listening?

Appease me, can't find a reason to be

Alienation, is taking over me

I'm going away, can't go on any longer

I really don't know why I just gotta die

I never thought this was how it would end

The body swinging,

I see it over and over again

Vanian singing, can I ever listen to it again?

A cry for attention was a cry never heard

With no one listening,

There was nothing to be heard

Nothing to be heardback to top
Sitting in room waiting for some news
sitting a room with white knuckles
not feeling so good
I didn't do the thing I should

I said '' Doc, tell me what's wrong with me '' ( what's wrong with me)
he had this expression he didn't know what to say
'' It seems that you've contracted a new stain ''

How could this happen to me?
another victim another casualty
from fucking casually, another casualty

All the times I should have worn a jimmy hat
all the times I said '' What the fuck, I won't look back, that's not for me''
I wouldn't listen to reason
now look at meback to top
I Don't Want You Around
Jenny, so many times I tried to get away

But you kept following me all over town

I'll display it, there's no way to say it

I don't just want you,

I just don't want you around

I don't want you around,

You follow me around

It's really bringing me down.

I don't want you around

When it was time to go I had nothing to say

Don't you look at me,

Don't you look at me that way

I love you! oh, really? please go away

What gave you the idea?

Get it out of your head

You follow us around,

We're not the grateful dead

I wanted to be friends but you wanted more

So, like I told you before,

I don't want you aroundback to top
The Malachi Crunch
Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenalin

Pumping through your veins?

A lifeless body in the gutter, city streets are stained

How do you rationalize, what do you see

In your reflection?

A kid just having fun, a soldiers bloodied

Boot impression

One for all and all for one, especially when

It's ten on one

You don't care what you're doing, you know

It sure is fun

If it happened to your mother would

You laugh so hard?

Well, that was someones son or brother

That you kicked so hard

This time you went too far

What's the matter, don't you feel alright?

Do you feel remorse?

Or are the handcuffs on a little too tight?

Now that your friends are gone, you've got no

Defense, no protection

5 or 6 times a day you receive your hot beef injection

I hope every time you're cornholed

Terror fills your mind

The one emotion you have inspired one too many

Times.back to top
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